"You *carry* him? You must be some kind of superman." She gave his
bicep a squeeze, then his thigh, then slapped his butt. "A fine
specimen. Your wife's a lucky woman."
He grinned. Having his wife in the conversation made him feel less at
risk. *That's right, I'm married and we both know it. This is just fun
flirting. Nothing more.*
They bit into their pupusas -- stuffed cornmeal dumplings filled with
grilled pork and topped with shredded cabbage and hot sauce -- and
grunted and ate and ordered more.
"What are these called again?"
"Pupusas, from El Salvador."
"Humph. In my day, we ate Mexican burritos the size of a football, and
we were grateful."
"No one eats burritos anymore," he said, then covered his mouth, aware
of how pretentious that sounded.
"Dahling," she said, "burritos are *so* 2005. You *must* try a pupusa
-- it's what all the most charming Central American peasants are
eating now."
They both laughed and stuffed their faces more. "Well, it was either
here or one of the fatkins places with the triple-decker stuffed
pizzas, and I figured --"
"They really do that?"
"The fatkins? Yeah -- anything to get that magical 10,000 calories any
day. It must be the same in Russia, right? I mean, they invented it."
"Maybe for fifteen minutes. But most of them don't bother -- they get
a little metabolic tweak, not a wide-open throttle like that. Christ,
what it must do to your digestive system to process 10,000 calories a
day!"
"Chacun a son gout," he said, essaying a Gallic shrug.
She laughed again and they ate some more. "I'm starting to feel human
at last."
"Me too."
"It's still mid-afternoon, but my circadian thinks it's 2AM. I need to
do something to stay awake or I'll be up at four tomorrow morning."
"I have some modafinil," he said.
"Swore 'em off. Let's go for a walk."
They did a little more hill-climbing and then headed into the Mission
and window-shopped the North African tchotchke emporia that were
crowding out the Mexican rodeo shops and hairdressers. The skin drums
and rattles were laser-etched with intricate designs -- Coca Cola
logos, the UN Access to Essential Medicines Charter, Disney
characters. It put them both in mind of the old days of the New Work,
and the subject came up again, hesitant at first and then a full-bore
reminisce.
Suzanne told him stories of the things that Perry and Lester had done
that she'd never dared report on, the ways they'd skirted the law and
his orders. He told her a few stories of his own, and they rocked with
laughter in the street, staggering like drunks, pounding each other on
the backs, gripping their knees and stomachs and doubling over to the
curious glances of the passers-by.
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