They arrived in a huge bustle of taxis and luggage and two wide-eyed,
jet-lagged children hanging off of Kettlewell and Mrs Kettlewell, whom
neither of them had ever met. She was a small, youthful woman in her
mid-forties with artfully styled hair and big, abstract chunky silver
jewelry. Suzanne had gone all Eurochic, rail-thin and smoking, with
quiet, understated dark clothes. Kettlewell had a real daddy belly on
him now, a little pot that his daughter thumped rhythmically from her
perch on his hip.
"Sit, sit," Perry said to them, getting up to help them stack their
luggage at either end of the long table down the middle of the
IHOP. Big family groups with tons of luggage were par for the course
in Florida, so they didn't really draw much attention beyond mild
irritation from the patrons they jostled as they got everyone seated.
Perry was mildly amused to see that Lester and Suzanne ended up
sitting next to one another and were already chatting avidly and close
up, in soft voices that they had to lean in very tight to hear.
He was next to Mrs Kettlewell, whose name, it transpired, was Eva --
"As in Extra-Vehicular Activity," she said, geeking out with
him. Kettlewell was in the bathroom with his daughter and son, and Mrs
Kettlewell -- Eva -- seemed relieved at the chance for a little adult
conversation.
"You must be a very patient woman," Perry said, laughing at all the
ticklish noise and motion of their group.
"Oh, that's me all right," Eva said. "Patience is my virtue. And you?"
"Oh, patience is something I value very much in other people." Perry
said. It made Eva laugh, which showed off her pretty laugh-lines and
dimples. He could see how this woman and Kettlewell must complement
each other.
She rocked her head from side to side and took a long swig of the
coffee that their waiter had distributed around the table, topping up
from the carafe he'd left behind. "Thank God for legal stimulants."
"Long flight?"
"Traveling with larvae is always a challenge," she said. "But they dug
it hard. You should have seen them at the windows."
"They'd never been on a plane before?"
"I like to go camping," she said with a shrug. "Landon's always on me
to take the kids to Hawaii or whatever, but I'm always like, 'Man, you
spend half your fucking life in a tin can -- why do you want to start
your holidays in one? Let's go to Yosemite and get muddy.' I haven't
even taken them to Disneyland!"
Perry put the back of his hand to his forehead. "That's heresy around
here," he said. "You going to take them to Disney World while you're
in Florida? It's a lot bigger, you know -- and it's a different
division. Really different feel, or so I'm told."
"You kidding? Perry, we came here for *your* ride. It's famous, you
know."
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