"Net.famous, maybe. A little." He felt his cheeks burning. "Well,
there will be one in your neck of the woods soon enough." He told her
about the Burning Man collective and the plan to build one down the
101, south of San Francisco International.
Kettlebelly returned then with the kids, and he managed to get them
into their seats while sucking back a coffee and eating a biscuit from
the basket in the center of the table, breaking off bits to shove in
the kids' mouths whenever they protested.
"These are some way tired kids," he said, leaning over to give his
wife a kiss. Perry thought he saw Suzanne flick a look at them then,
but it might have been his imagination. Suzanne and Lester were off in
their own world, after all.
"The plane almost crashed," said the little girl next to Perry. She
had a halo of curly hair like a dandelion clock and big solemn dark
eyes and a big wet mouth set between apple-round cheeks.
"Did it really?" Perry said. She was seven or eight he thought, the
bossy big sister who'd been giving orders to her little brother from
the moment they came through the door.
She nodded solemnly. He looked at Eva, who shrugged.
"Really?" he said.
"Really," she said, nodding vigorously now. "There were terrists on
the plane who wanted to blow it up, but the sky marshas stopped them."
"How could you tell they were 'terrists'?"
She clicked her tongue and rolled her eyes. "They were *whispering*,"
she said. "Just like on *Captain President and the Freedom Fighters*."
He knew something of this cartoon, mostly because of all the knock-off
merch for sale in the market stalls in front of the ride.
"I see," he said. "Well, I'm glad the Sky Marshas stopped them. Do you
want pancakes?"
"I want caramel apple chocolate pancakes with blueberry banana sauce,"
she said, rolling one pudgy finger along the description in the glossy
menu, beneath an oozing food-porn photo. "And my brother wants a
chocolate milkshake and a short stack of happy face clown waffles with
strawberry sauce, but not too many because he's still a baby and can't
eat much."
"You'll become as fat as your daddy if you eat like that," Perry
said. Eva snorted beside him.
"No," she said. "I'm gonna be a fatkins."
"I see," he said. Eva shook her head.
"It's the goddamned fatkins agitprop games," Eva said. "They come free
with everything now -- digital cameras, phones, even in cereal
boxes. You have to eat a minimum number of calories per level or you
starve to death. This one is a champeen."
"I'm nationally ranked," the little girl said, not looking up from the
menu.
Perry looked across the table and discovered that Suzanne had covered
Lester's hand with hers and that Lester was laughing along with her at
something funny. Something about that made him a little freaked out,
like Lester was making time with his sister or their mom.
"Suzanne," he said. "What's happening with you these days, anyway?"
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