Sammy stalked back to the nearest utilidor entrance, over by what had
been the Pinocchio Village Haus. He'd turned the redesign over to a
designer who'd started out as a lit major and whose admiration for the
dark and twisted elements of the original Pinocchio tale by Carlo
Collodi shone through. Now it featured murals of donkeys being flensed
by fish, hectic Pleasure Island. Hanged Pinocchio on his gibbet
dangled over the condiment bar, twitching and thrashing. The smell of
stale grease rose from it like a miasma, clashing with the patchouli
they pumped out from the underground misters.
Down into the tunnels and then into a golf cart and out to his
office. He had time to paw desultorily at the mountain of merchandise
samples that had come in over the week since he'd last tackled it --
every plaster-skull vendor and silver cross-maker in the world saw him
as a ticket to easy street. None had twigged to the fact that they
were *reducing* their goth-themed merch these days. Still, going
through merch had been his task for three years now and it was a hard
habit to break. He liked the lick-and-stick wounds with dancing
maggots that were activated by body-heat. The skeletal bikers with
flocking algorithms that led them into noisy demolition derbies were a
great idea, too, since you'd have to buy another set after a couple
hours' play.
His desk was throbbing pink, which meant that he was late for
something. He slapped at it, read the message that came up, remembered
that there was a weekly status meeting for theme-leaders that he'd
been specifically instructed to attend. He didn't go to these things
if he could help it. The time-markers who ran Adventureland and
Tomorrowland and so on were all boring curatorial types who thought
that change was what you gave a sucker back from a ten at a
frozen-banana wagon.
The theme-leaders met in a sumptuous board-room that had been themed
in the glory years of the unified Walt Disney Company. It had
renewable tropical hardwood panelling, a beautiful garden and a koi
pond, and an aviary that teemed with chirruping bright birds borrowed
from the Animal Kingdom menagerie. The table was a slab of slate with
a brushed finish over its pits and shelves, the chairs were so
ergonomic that they had zero adjustment controls, because they knew
much better than you ever could how to arrange themselves for your
maximum comfort.
He was the last one through the door, and they all turned to stare at
him. They all dressed for shit, in old fashioned slacks and high-tech
walking shoes, company pocket-tees or baseball jerseys. None of them
had a haircut that was worth a damn, not even the two women execs who
co-ran Main Street. They dressed like the Middle Americans they
catered to, or maybe a little better.
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