Sammy had always been a sharp dresser. He liked shirts that looked
like good cotton but had a little stretch built into them so they
rested tight at his chest, which was big, and tight at his waist,
which was small. He liked jeans in whatever style jeans were being
worn in Barcelona that year, which meant black jeans cut very square
and wide-legged, ironed stiff without a crease. He had shades that had
been designed to make his face look a little vulpine, a trait that
he'd always known he had. It put people on edge if you looked a little
wolfy.
He stopped outside the door of the board-room and squared up his
shoulders. He was the youngest person on the board, and he'd always
been the biggest, cockiest bastard in the room. He had to remember
that if he was going to survive this next hour.
He came through the door and stopped and looked at the people around
the table and waited for everyone to notice him. They looked so
midwestern and goofy, and he gave them his wolfy smile -- hello,
little piggies, here to blow your house down.
"Hey, kids," he said, and grabbed the coffee carafe and a mug off the
sideboard. He filled his cup, then passed the carafe off, as though
every meeting began with the passing-around of the low-grade
stimulants. He settled into his seat and looked around expectantly.
"Glad you could make it, Sammy." That was Wiener, who generally
chaired the meetings. Theoretically, it was a rotating chairship, but
there's a certain kind of person who naturally ends up running every
meeting, and Ron Wiener was that kind of person. He co-ran
Tomorrowland with three faceless nonentities who had been promoted
above their competence due to his inexplicable loyalty to them, and
between the four of them, they'd managed to keep Tomorrowland the most
embarrassingly badly themed part of the park. "We were just talking
about you."
"I love being the subject of conversation," Sammy said. He slurped
loudly at his coffee.
"What we were talking about was the utilization numbers from
Fantasyland."
Which sucked, Sammy knew. They'd been in free-fall for months now, and
looking around at those cow-like midwestern faces, Sammy understood
that it was time for the knives to come out.
"They suck," Sammy said brightly. "That's why we're about to change
things up."
That preempted them. "Can you explain that some?" Wiener said,
clicking his pen and squaring up his notepad. These jerks and their
paper-fetish.
Sammy did his best thinking on his feet and on the
move. Confident. Wolfy. You're better than these jerks with their pads
and their corn-fed notions. He sucked in a breath and began to pace
and use his hands.
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