"That's step three," Perry said. "C'mere." He led her back to his
workspace, to a platform surrounded by articulated arms terminated in
webcams, like a grocery scale in the embrace of a metal
spider. "three-d scanner," he said, producing a Barbie head from
Lester's machine and dropping it on the scales. He prodded a button
and a nearby screen filled with a three-dimensional model of the head,
flattened on the side where it touched the surface. He turned the head
over and scanned again and now there were two digital versions of the
head on the screen. He moused one over the other until they lined up,
right-clicked a drop-down menu, selected an option and then they were
merged, rotating.
"Once we've got the three-d scan, it's basically Plasticine." He
distorted the Barbie head, stretching it and squeezing it with the
mouse. "So we can take a real object and make this kind of protean
hyper-object out of it, or drop it down to a wireframe and skin it
with any bitmap, like this." More fast mousing -- Barbie's head turned
into a gridded mesh, fine filaments stretching off along each mussed
strand of plastic hair. Then a Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup label
wrapped around her like a stocking being pulled over her head. There
was something stupendously weird and simultaneously very comic about
the sight, the kind of inherent comedy in a cartoon stretched out on a
blob of Silly Putty.
"So we can build anything out of interesting junk, with any shape, and
then we can digitize the shape. Then we can do anything we like with
the shape. Then we can output the shape." He typed quickly and another
machine, sealed and mammoth like an outsized photocopier, started to
grunt and churn. The air filled with a smell like Saran Wrap in a
microwave.
"The goop we use in this thing is epoxy-based. You wouldn't want to
build a car out of it, but it makes a mean doll-house. The last stage
of the output switches to inks, so you get whatever bitmap you've
skinned your object with baked right in. It does about one cubic inch
per minute, so this job should be almost done now."
He drummed his fingers on top of the machine for a moment and then it
stopped chunking and something inside it went *clunk*. He lifted a lid
and reached inside and plucked out the barbie head, stretched and
distorted, skinned with a Campbell's Soup label. He handed it to
Suzanne. She expected it to be warm, like a squashed penny from a
machine on Fisherman's Wharf, but it was cool and had the seamless
texture of a plastic margarine tub and the heft of a paperweight.
"So, that's the business," Lester said. "Or so we're told. We've been
making cool stuff and selling it to collectors on the web for you
know, gigantic bucks. We move one or two pieces a month at about ten
grand per. But Kettlebelly says he's going to industrialize us,
alienate us from the product of our labor, and turn us into an
assembly line."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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