But now it all could be printed to order, fabbed and shipped in. They
weren't even doing their own machining at Imagineering anymore -- that
was all mail-order fulfillment. Just email a three-d drawing to a shop
and you'd have as many as you wanted the next day, FedEx
guaranteed. Sammy's lips drew back from his teeth as he considered the
possibility that the Wal-Mart ride people had ordered their parts from
the same suppliers. Christ on a bike, what a mess.
And there, in the pit of despair, at the bottom of his downward arc,
Sammy was hit by a bolt of inspiration:
Put Disney into people's living rooms! Put printers into their homes
that decorated a corner of their rooms with a replica of a different
ride every day. You could put it on a coffee table, or scale it up to
fill your basement rumpus-room. You could have a magic room that was a
piece of the park, a souvenir that never let go of Disney, there in
your home. The people who were willing to spend a fortune on printed
skull finials would cream for this! It would be like actually living
there, in the park. It would be Imagineering Eye for the Fan Guy.
He could think of a hundred ways to turn this into money. Give away
the printers and sell subscriptions to the refresh. Sell the printers
and give away the refreshes. Charge sponsors to modify the plans and
target different product placements to different users. The
possibilities were endless. Best of all, it would extend the reach of
Disney Parks further than the stupid ride could ever go -- it would be
there, on the coffee table, in the rumpus room, in your school gym or
at your summer place.
He loved it. Loved it! He actually laughed aloud. What a *great* idea!
Sure he was in trouble -- big trouble. But if he could get this thing
going -- and it would go, *fast* -- then Hackelberg would get his
back. The lawyer didn't give a shit if Sammy lived or died, but he
would do anything to protect the company's interests.
Sure, no one from Imagineering had been willing to help him design new
rides. They all had all the new ride design projects they could
use. Audience research too. But this was new, *new new*, not old new,
and new was always appealing to a certain kind of novelty junkie in
Imagineering. He'd find help for this, and then he'd pull together a
business-plan, and a timeline, and a critical path, and he'd start
executing. He wanted a prototype out the door in a week. Christ, it
couldn't be that hard -- those Wal-Mart ride assholes had published
the full schematics for their toys already. He could just rip them
off. Turnabout is fair play, after all.
#
Hilda left Perry after a couple hours working the ticket-booth
together. She wanted to go for a shower and a bit of an explore, and
it was a secret relief to both of them to get some time apart after
all that time living in each others' pockets. They were intimate
strangers still, not yet attuned to each others' moods and needs for
privacy, and a little separation was welcome.
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