"Sewage? Mr Page, sewage is *solved*. We feed it into our generators
and the waste heat runs our condenser purifiers. There was talk of
building one big one for the whole town, but that required way too
much coordination and anyway, Perry was convinced that having central
points of failure would be begging for a disaster. I wrote a series on
it. If you'd like I can send you the links."
The Disney exec made some noises and ate some shortbread, peered at
the chalk-board menu and ordered some Thai iced tea.
"Look, Ms Church -- Suzanne -- thank you for seeing me. I would have
understood completely if you'd told me to go fuck myself."
Suzanne smiled and made a go-on gesture.
"Before my friend comes back from the bathroom, before we meet up with
anyone from your side, I just want you to know this. What you've done,
it's changed the world. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for
you."
He had every appearance of being completely sincere. He was a little
road-crazed and windblown today, not like she remembered him from
Orlando. What the hell had happened to him? What was he here for?
His friend came back and Sammy said, "I ordered you a Thai iced
tea. This is Suzanne Church, the writer. Ms Church, this is Herve
Guignol, co-director of the Florida regional division of Disney
Parks."
Guignol was more put-together and stand-offish than Sammy. He shook
her hand and made executive sounding grunts at her. He was young, and
clearly into playing the role of exec. He reminded Suzanne of fresh
Silicon Valley millionaires who could go from pizza-slinging hackers
to suit-wearing biz-droids who bullshitted knowledgeably about EBITDA
overnight.
*What the hell are you two here for?*
"Mr Page --"
"Sammy, call me Sammy, please. Did you get my postcard?"
"That was from you?" She'd not been able to make heads or tails of it
when it arrived in the mail the day before and she'd chucked it out as
part of some viral marketing campaign she didn't want to get infected
by.
"You got it?"
"I threw it out."
Sammy went slightly green.
"But it'll still be in the trash," she said. "Lester never takes it
out, and I haven't."
"Um, can we go and get it now, all the same?"
"What's on it?"
Sammy and Guignol exchanged a long look. "Let's pretend that I gave
you a long run-up to this. Let's pretend that we spent a lot of time
with me impressing on you that this is confidential, and not for
publication. Let's pretend that I charmed you and made sure you
understood how much respect I have for you and your friends here --"
"I get it," Suzanne said, trying not to laugh. *Not for publication*
-- really!
"OK, let's pretend all that. Now I'll tell you: what's on that
postcard is the financials for a Disney Parks buyout of your friends'
entire operation here. DiaBolical, the ride, all of it."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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