"Who knows? It might go up, it might collapse again. But now is the
best time to sell in the past ten years. You'd be smart to do it."
She took a deep breath. The Valley was dead, full of venal marketing
people and buck-chasers. Here in Florida, she was on the cusp of the
next thing, and it wasn't happening in the Valley: it was happening
everywhere *except* the Valley, in the cheap places where innovation
could happen at low rents. Leaky hot tub, incredible property taxes,
and the crazy roller-coaster ride -- up 20 percent this month, down
forty next. The bubble was going to burst some day and she should sell
out now.
"Sell it," she said.
"You're going to be a wealthy lady," the realtor said.
"Right," Suzanne said.
"I have a buyer, Suzanne. I didn't want to pressure you. But I can
sell it by Friday. Close escrow next week. Cash in hand by the
fifteenth."
"Jesus," she said. "You're joking."
"No joke," the realtor said. "I've got a waiting list for houses on
your block."
And so Suzanne got on an airplane that night and flew back to San Jose
and took a pricey taxi back to her place. The marketdroids had left it
in pretty good shape, clean and tidy, clean sheets in the linen
cupboard. She made up her bed and reflected that this would be the
last time she made this bed -- the next time she stripped the sheets,
they'd go into a long-term storage box. She'd done this before, on her
way out of Detroit, packing up a life into boxes and shoving it into
storage. What had Tjan said? "The self-storage industry is bigger than
the recording industry, did you know that? All they do is provide a
place to put stuff that we own that we can't find room for -- that's
superabundance."
Before bed she posted a classified on Craigslist for a couple helpers
to work on boxing stuff, emailed Jimmy to see if he wanted lunch, and
looked up the address for the central police station to swear out her
complaint. The amp, speakers, and A/V switcher were all missing from
her home theater.
She had a dozen helpers to choose from the next morning. She picked
two who came with decent references, marveling that it was suddenly
possible in Silicon Valley to get anyone to show up anywhere for ten
bucks an hour. The police sergeant who took the complaint was
sympathetic and agreed with her choice to get out of town. "I've had
it with this place, too. Soon as my kids are out of high-school I'm
moving back to Montana. I miss the weather."
She didn't think of the marketdroids again until the next day, when
she and her helpers were boxing up the last of her things and loading
them into her U-Haul. Then a BMW convertible screeched around the
corner and burned rubber up to her door.
The woman marketdroid was driving, looking crazy and disheveled, eyes
red-rimmed, one heel broken off of her shoes.
"What the FUCK is your problem, lady?" she said, as she leapt out of
her car and stalked toward Suzanne.
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