"It's cheers," he said. "You'll need to know that if you're going to
make time in Petrograd. Let me go send some email and get you set
up. You book a ticket."
#
And just like that she was off to Russia. Lester insisted that she buy
a business-class ticket, and she discovered to her bemusement that
British Airways had about three classes above business, presumably
with even more exclusive classes reserved to royalty and peers of the
realm. She luxuriated in fourteen hours of reclining seats and warm
peanuts and in-flight connectivity, running a brief videoconference
with Lester just because she could. Tjan had sent her a guide to the
hotels and she'd opted for the Pribaltiyskaya, a crumbling Stalin-era
four-star of spectacular, Vegasesque dimensions. The facade revealed
the tragedy of the USSR's unrequited love-affair with concrete, as did
the cracks running up the walls of the lobby.
They checked her into the hotel with the nosiest questionnaire ever, a
two-pager on government stationary that demanded to know her
profession, employer, city of birth, details of family, and so
forth. An American businessman next to her at the check-in counter saw
her puzzling over it. "Just make stuff up," he said. "I always write
that I come from 123 Fake Street, Anytown, California, and that I work
as a professional paper-hanger. They don't check on it, except maybe
the mob when they're figuring out who to mug. First time in Russia?"
"It shows, huh?"
"You get used to it," he said. "I come here every month on
business. You just need to understand that if it seems ridiculous and
too bad to be true, it is. They have lots of rules here, but no one
follows 'em. Just ignore any unreasonable request and you'll fit right
in."
"That's good advice," she said. He was middle-aged, but so was she,
and he had nice eyes and no wedding ring.
"Get a whole night's sleep, don't drink the so-called 'champagne' and
don't change money on the streets. Did you bring melatonin and
modafinil?"
She stared blankly at him. "Drugs?"
"Sure. One tonight to sleep, one in the morning to wake up, and do it
again tomorrow and you'll be un-lagged. No booze or caffeine, either,
not for the first couple days. Melatonin's over the counter, even in
the States, and modafinil's practically legal. I have extra, here." He
dug in his travel bag and came up with some generic Walgreens bottles.
"That's OK," she said, handing her credit card to a pretty young
clerk. "Thanks, though."
He shook his head. "It's your funeral," he said. "Jet-lag is way worse
for you than this stuff. It's over the counter stateside. I don't
leave home without it. Anyway, I'm in room 1422. If it's two in the
morning and you're staring at the ceiling and regretting it, call me
and I'll send some down."
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