"Now, don’t you worry your head over me, that’s a good fella. I understand that la’nch, an’ the auta, as good as if all three of us hada been born an’ brought up by the same mother. The things I can’t seem to get a line on is animals. Hens, an’ cows, an’ so forth. _They_ take my time! O’ course, to look at ’em, you’d know hens ain’t very brainy.—Look at the way they behave in front o’ autas, or anythin’ drivin’ up! They’re as undecided as a woman at a bargain-counter, thinkin’ will she buy a remlet o’ baby-blue ribbon, or go to Huyler’s an’ get a chocolate ice-cream soda. They’re hippin’ an’ hawin’, till it’d be a _pleasure_ to run ’em down. Cows ain’t got that trick, but they’re queer in their own way, an’ the both o’ them is too, what Mrs. Sherman calls, _temper-mental_ to suit me. Now, who’d ’a’ thought all them chicks woulda died on me, just because they got damped down some, that cold, wet spell we had along in March? If they’d ’a’ told me they wanted to come in outa the wet, I’d ’a’ fetched ’em indoors, or I’d ’a’ went out an’ held their hands. Anythin’ to oblige. But not on your life! They was mum as oysters. They just up an’ died on me, without so much as a _beg to be excused_—the whole bloomin’ lot o’ them. The Lord tempers the cold to the shorn lamb, but I notice it aint reggerlated much of any in the case o’ chickens. An’ talkin’ o’ chickens, I wonda if that same Sammy done what I told’m an’ whitewashed the henhouse thora inside. Mrs. Peckett says you gotta do it every oncet in a while, to keep the vermin down. The quicklime kills ’em." Breakfast well under way, Mrs. Slawson went out on a tour of inspection. Evidently what she found did not satisfy her, for, when the family had had its meal, and was about to rise and disperse, she held Sammy back with a detaining hand. "Say, young fella, how about that henhouse you was to fresco with whitewash yesterday?" "I did it, mother." "Well, you let the brush kinda lick down the walls, but what I call a thora coat you did not give it! Now, I like my jobs done thora. There’s a good pail o’ whitewash waitin’ for you outside, to say nothin’ o’ the brush to lay it on with. An’, while the girls an’ me goes over to the other side o’ the lake to get laurel, you get busy on the inter’or o’ that hen-residence, my son. An’——" "Oh—oh, mother-r!" Sammy’s wail came from a stricken heart. It failed to make the slightest impression apparently. "You knew you was botchin’ all the time," Martha pulled him up short. "After a while, you’ll get on to it that you can’t palm off careless work on me—I know too much about it." "I did what you told me, mother," the boy managed to bring out, between heavy sobs. "What did I tell you?" "You told me—_do the inside o’ the henhouse, an’ I done it!_"