Country life -- Fiction; New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Somehow, I ain’t no use for folks that mean well," observed Mrs.
Slawson. "That is, o’ course, I don’t mean I ain’t no use for’m, but I
think they’re kinda nuisances. When you have to explain that a fella
_means well_, you can take it from me, he ain’t makin’ himself very
clear on his own account."
Mr. Ronald laughed. "Well, perhaps that’s true. In any event, Squire
Stryker made himself so cordially disliked that when, one day, he and
his bailiff, as he called him, had a big scene, and Ballard, the
bailiff, was turned out, neck and crop, public sympathy was all on his
side, though no one knew anything about the facts in the case. My
father said Squire Stryker spoke of the man as ’scamp’ and rapscallion,’
but, he never really openly accused him of misdemeanor. There was the
scene, and the next day Stryker closed his place, and took himself and
his girl off, to parts unknown. The dismissed bailiff, a handsome,
prepossessing chap, my father said, disappeared, and nothing more was
heard of him. Idea married, and came back Mrs. Crewe. Young Mrs.
Crewe, in those days. ’Ol’ lady Crewe up-the-road-a-ways,’ now."
"Well, what do you think of that!" ejaculated Martha. "So that’s the
reason why, when she hears it, the name Ballard’s like a rag to a red
bull! Now, what do you think of that!"
"What do you mean?" Mr. Ronald asked.
"Why, the ol’ lady was took sick suddently a few weeks ago, an’ Sam, he
couldn’t get Dr. Driggs, who was out at the time, an’, besides, wasn’t
achin’ to go to the poor ol’ body, anyhow, to have his head snapped off,
an’ then haggle over the bill, into the bargain. So he took the best he
could get, meanin’ Sam did, which was Dr. Ballard, a fine young fella
from Boston. The minute the ol’ lady clapped eye to’m, an’ heard his
name, she up an’ had a kinda Dutch fit. Wouldn’t see’m. It was all I
could do, what with talkin’ an’ contrivin’, to make her, an’ _then_ she
set about layin’ down the law to Miss Katherine, forbiddin’ her parley
with’m, or see’m at all, which is as good as sayin’, ’Bless you, my
childern!’ over their married heads, if she but knew it!"
Frank Ronald laughed. "The wisdom of Socrates! I tell you what it is,
Martha, we’ll make a philosopher of you, yet!"
"Anything you like, sir. Sever’l has lately mentioned wantin’ to make
things outa me. The more the merrier. An’ if, in the end, I ain’t good
for nothin’ else, maybe they’ll hire me in a circus, for a side-show
freak.—THE MADE OVER LADY. WHICH, SHE WAS ONCET JUST PLAIN MARTHA
SLAWSON. BUT IS NOW SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS, IT’D MAKE YOU DIZZY TO
LOOK AT HER. But I must be goin’. Them childern o’ mine will ’a’
turned the house upside down with their rapchers over the presents you
brought’m."
Mrs. Ronald laid a hand upon her husband’s shoulder. "I’d like to take a
walk, Frank. Won’t you come?"
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