This was the invariable greeting between husband and wife. Tims went up behind her, gripped her elbows to her side, and kissed her noisily. "I told you I was busy," she said. "You did, Emmelina," he responded. "I heard you say so, and how's his Nibs?" The last remark was addressed to an object that was crawling towards him with incoherent cries and gurgles of delight. Stooping down, Tims picked up his eighteen-months-old son and held him aloft, chuckling and mouthing his glee. "You'll drop him one of these days," said Mrs. Tims, "and then there'll be a pretty hullaballoo." "Well, he's fat enough to bounce," was the retort. "Ain't you, Jimmy?" Neither Tims nor Mrs. Tims seemed to be conscious that without variations these same remarks had been made night after night, week after week, month after month. "How's Mr. Sage?" was the question with which Mrs. Tims always followed the reference to the bouncing of Jimmy. "Like Johnny Walker, still going strong," glibly came the reply, just as it came every other night. "He was asking about you to-day," added Tims. "About me?" Mrs. Tims turned, all attention, her cooking for the time forgotten. "Yes, wanted to know when I was going to divorce you." "Don't be silly, Jim," she cried. "What did he say, really now?" she added as she turned once more to the stove. "Oh! he just asked if you were well," replied Tims, more interested in demonstrating with the person of his son how an aeroplane left the ground than in his wife's question. "Anything else?" enquired Mrs. Tims, prodding a potato with a fork to see if it was done. Tims was not deceived by the casual tone in which the question was asked. He was wont to say that, if his wife wanted his back teeth, she would get them. "Nothing, my dear, only to ask if his Nibs was flourishin'," and with a gurgle of delight the aeroplane soared towards the ceiling. Mrs. Tims had not forgotten the time when Malcolm Sage visited her several times when she was ill with pneumonia. She never tired of telling her friends of his wonderful knowledge of household affairs. He had talked to her of cooking, of childish ailments, of shopping, in a way that had amazed her. His knowledge seemed universal. He had explained to her among other things how cracknel biscuits were made and why croup was so swift in its action. Tims vowed that the Chief had done her more good than the doctor, and from that day Malcolm Sage had occupied chief place in Mrs. Tims's valhalla. "Quaint sort o' chap, the Chief," Tims would remark sometimes in connection with some professional episode. "Pity you're not as quaint," would flash back the retort from Mrs. Tims, whose conception of loyalty was more literal than that of her husband. Supper finished and his Nibs put to bed, Tims proceeded to enjoy his pipe and evening paper, whilst Mrs. Tims got out her sewing. From time to time Tims's eyes would wander over towards the telephone in the corner.