Malvina of BrittanyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Malvina of Brittany
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Brittany (France) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Forgetting his lunch, he must have wandered aimlessly about, not
returning home until late in the afternoon. During dinner he appears
to have been rather restless and nervous--"jumpy," according to the
evidence of the little serving maid. Once he sprang out of his chair
as if shot when the little serving maid accidentally let fall a
table-spoon; and twice he upset the salt. It was at mealtime that, as
a rule, the Professor found his attitude towards Malvina most
sceptical. A fairy who could put away quite a respectable cut from the
joint, followed by two helpings of pie, does take a bit of believing
in. To-night the Professor found no difficulty. The White Ladies had
never been averse to accepting mortal hospitality. There must always
have been a certain adaptability. Malvina, since that fateful night of
her banishment, had, one supposes, passed through varied experiences.
For present purposes she had assumed the form of a jeune fille of the
twentieth century (anno Domini). An appreciation of Mrs. Muldoon's
excellent cooking, together with a glass of light sound claret, would
naturally go with it.
One takes it that he could not for a moment get Mrs. Arlington out of
his mind. More than once, stealing a covert glance across the table,
it seemed to him that Malvina was regarding him with a mocking smile.
Some impish spirit it must have been that had prompted him. For
thousands of years Malvina had led--at all events so far as was
known--a reformed and blameless existence; had subdued and put behind
her that fatal passion of hers for change: in other people. What
madness to have revived it! And no Queen Harbundia handy now to keep
her in check. The Professor had a distinct sensation, while peeling a
pear, that he was being turned into a guinea-pig--a curious feeling of
shrinking about the legs. So vivid was the impression, that
involuntarily the Professor jumped off his chair and ran to look at
himself in the mirror over the sideboard. He was not fully relieved
even then. It may have been the mirror. It was very old; one of those
things with little gilt balls all round it; and it looked to the
Professor as if his nose was growing straight out of his face.
Malvina, trusting he had not been taken suddenly ill, asked if there
was anything she could do for him. He seems to have earnestly begged
her not to think of it.
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