offices, for they followed each other in wild succession like the
topics of a rambling talker.
Existence with such a man was an obstacle race made out of pleasant
obstacles. Out of any homely and trivial object he could drag reels of
exaggeration, like a conjurer. Nothing could be more shy and impersonal
than poor Arthur’s photography. Yet the preposterous Smith was seen
assisting him eagerly through sunny morning hours, and an indefensible
sequence described as “Moral Photography” began to unroll about the
boarding-house. It was only a version of the old photographer’s joke
which produces the same figure twice on one plate, making a man play
chess with himself, dine with himself, and so on. But these plates were
more hysterical and ambitious—as, “Miss Hunt forgets Herself,” showing
that lady answering her own too rapturous recognition with a most
appalling stare of ignorance; or “Mr. Moon questions Himself,” in which
Mr. Moon appeared as one driven to madness under his own legal
cross-examination, which was conducted with a long forefinger and an
air of ferocious waggery. One highly successful trilogy—representing
Inglewood recognizing Inglewood, Inglewood prostrating himself before
Inglewood, and Inglewood severely beating Inglewood with an umbrella—
Innocent Smith wanted to have enlarged and put up in the hall, like a
sort of fresco, with the inscription,—
“Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control—
These three alone will make a man a prig.”
TENNYSON.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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