Michael Moon rose for the defence with an air of depression which gave
little hope at the outset to the sympathizers with the prisoner. He did
not, he said, propose to follow the doctor into the abstract questions.
“I do not know enough to be an agnostic,” he said, rather wearily, “and
I can only master the known and admitted elements in such
controversies. As for science and religion, the known and admitted
facts are plain enough. All that the parsons say is unproved. All that
the doctors say is disproved. That’s the only difference between
science and religion there’s ever been, or will be. Yet these new
discoveries touch me, somehow,” he said, looking down sorrowfully at
his boots. “They remind me of a dear old great-aunt of mine who used to
enjoy them in her youth. It brings tears to my eyes. I can see the old
bucket by the garden fence and the line of shimmering poplars behind—”
“Hi! here, stop the ’bus a bit,” cried Mr. Moses Gould, rising in a
sort of perspiration. “We want to give the defence a fair run—like
gents, you know; but any gent would draw the line at shimmering
poplars.”
“Well, hang it all,” said Moon, in an injured manner, “if Dr. Pym may
have an old friend with ferrets, why mayn’t I have an old aunt with
poplars?”
“I am sure,” said Mrs. Duke, bridling, with something almost like a
shaky authority, “Mr. Moon may have what aunts he likes.”
“Why, as to liking her,” began Moon, “I—but perhaps, as you say, she is
scarcely the core of the question. I repeat that I do not mean to
follow the abstract speculations. For, indeed, my answer to Dr. Pym is
simple and severely concrete. Dr. Pym has only treated one side of the
psychology of murder. If it is true that there is a kind of man who has
a natural tendency to murder, is it not equally true”—here he lowered
his voice and spoke with a crushing quietude and earnestness—“is it not
equally true that there is a kind of man who has a natural tendency to
get murdered? Is it not at least a hypothesis holding the field that
Dr. Warner is such a man? I do not speak without the book, any more
than my learned friend. The whole matter is expounded in Dr.
Moonenschein’s monumental work, ‘The Destructible Doctor,’ with
diagrams, showing the various ways in which such a person as Dr. Warner
may be resolved into his elements. In the light of these facts—”
“Hi, stop the ’bus! stop the ’bus!” cried Moses, jumping up and down
and gesticulating in great excitement. “My principal’s got something to
say! My principal wants to do a bit of talkin’.”
Dr. Pym was indeed on his feet, looking pallid and rather vicious. “I
have strictly CON-fined myself,” he said nasally, “to books to which
immediate reference can be made. I have Sonnenschein’s ‘Destructive
Type’ here on the table, if the defence wish to see it. Where is this
wonderful work on Destructability Mr. Moon is talking about? Does it
exist? Can he produce it?”
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