It was about an hour later. Dr. Cyrus Pym had remained for an
unprecedented time with his eyes closed and his thumb and finger in the
air. It almost seemed as if he had been “struck so,” as the nurses say;
and in the deathly silence Michael Moon felt forced to relieve the
strain with some remark. For the last half-hour or so the eminent
criminologist had been explaining that science took the same view of
offences against property as it did of offences against life. “Most
murder,” he had said, “is a variation of homicidal mania, and in the
same way most theft is a version of kleptomania. I cannot entertain any
doubt that my learned friends opposite adequately con-ceive how this
must involve a scheme of punishment more tol’rant and humane than the
cruel methods of ancient codes. They will doubtless exhibit
consciousness of a chasm so eminently yawning, so thought-arresting,
so—” It was here that he paused and indulged in the delicate gesture to
which allusion has been made; and Michael could bear it no longer.
“Yes, yes,” he said impatiently, “we admit the chasm. The old cruel
codes accuse a man of theft and send him to prison for ten years. The
tolerant and humane ticket accuses him of nothing and sends him to
prison for ever. We pass the chasm.”
It was characteristic of the eminent Pym, in one of his trances of
verbal fastidiousness, that he went on, unconscious not only of his
opponent’s interruption, but even of his own pause.
“So stock-improving,” continued Dr. Cyrus Pym, “so fraught with real
high hopes of the future. Science therefore regards thieves, in the
abstract, just as it regards murderers. It regards them not as sinners
to be punished for an arbitrary period, but as patients to be detained
and cared for,” (his first two digits closed again as he hesitated)—“in
short, for the required period. But there is something special in the
case we investigate here. Kleptomania commonly con-joins itself—”
“I beg pardon,” said Michael; “I did not ask just now because, to tell
the truth, I really thought Dr. Pym, though seemingly vertical, was
enjoying well-earned slumber, with a pinch in his fingers of scentless
and delicate dust. But now that things are moving a little more, there
is something I should really like to know. I have hung on Dr. Pym’s
lips, of course, with an interest that it were weak to call rapture,
but I have so far been unable to form any conjecture about what the
accused, in the present instance, is supposed to have been and gone and
done.”
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