Mr. Gould, with his tireless cheerfulness, arose to present the
gardener. That functionary explained that he had served Mr. and Mrs.
Innocent Smith when they had a little house on the edge of Croydon.
From the gardener’s tale, with its many small allusions, Inglewood grew
certain he had seen the place. It was one of those corners of town or
country that one does not forget, for it looked like a frontier. The
garden hung very high above the lane, and its end was steep and sharp,
like a fortress. Beyond was a roll of real country, with a white path
sprawling across it, and the roots, boles, and branches of great gray
trees writhing and twisting against the sky. But as if to assert that
the lane itself was suburban, were sharply relieved against that gray
and tossing upland a lamp-post painted a peculiar yellow-green and a
red pillar-box that stood exactly at the corner. Inglewood was sure of
the place; he had passed it twenty times in his constitutionals on the
bicycle; he had always dimly felt it was a place where something might
occur. But it gave him quite a shiver to feel that the face of his
frightful friend or enemy Smith might at any time have appeared over
the garden bushes above. The gardener’s account, unlike the curate’s,
was quite free from decorative adjectives, however many he may have
uttered privately when writing it. He simply said that on a particular
morning Mr. Smith came out and began to play about with a rake, as he
often did. Sometimes he would tickle the nose of his eldest child (he
had two children); sometimes he would hook the rake on to the branch of
a tree, and hoist himself up with horrible gymnastic jerks, like those
of a giant frog in its final agony. Never, apparently, did he think of
putting the rake to any of its proper uses, and the gardener, in
consequence, treated his actions with coldness and brevity. But the
gardener was certain that on one particular morning in October he (the
gardener) had come round the corner of the house carrying the hose, had
seen Mr. Smith standing on the lawn in a striped red and white jacket
(which might have been his smoking-jacket, but was quite as like a part
of his pyjamas), and had heard him then and there call out to his wife,
who was looking out of the bedroom window on to the garden, these
decisive and very loud expressions—
“I won’t stay here any longer. I’ve got another wife and much better
children a long way from here. My other wife’s got redder hair than
yours, and my other garden’s got a much finer situation; and I’m going
off to them.”
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