With these words, apparently, he sent the rake flying far up into the
sky, higher than many could have shot an arrow, and caught it again.
Then he cleared the hedge at a leap and alighted on his feet down in
the lane below, and set off up the road without even a hat. Much of the
picture was doubtless supplied by Inglewood’s accidental memory of the
place. He could see with his mind’s eye that big bare-headed figure
with the ragged rake swaggering up the crooked woodland road, and
leaving lamp-post and pillar-box behind. But the gardener, on his own
account, was quite prepared to swear to the public confession of
bigamy, to the temporary disappearance of the rake in the sky, and the
final disappearance of the man up the road. Moreover, being a local
man, he could swear that, beyond some local rumours that Smith had
embarked on the south-eastern coast, nothing was known of him again.
This impression was somewhat curiously clinched by Michael Moon in the
few but clear phrases in which he opened the defence upon the third
charge. So far from denying that Smith had fled from Croydon and
disappeared on the Continent, he seemed prepared to prove all this on
his own account. “I hope you are not so insular,” he said, “that you
will not respect the word of a French innkeeper as much as that of an
English gardener. By Mr. Inglewood’s favour we will hear the French
innkeeper.”
Before the company had decided the delicate point Inglewood was already
reading the account in question. It was in French. It seemed to them to
run something like this:—
“Sir,—Yes; I am Durobin of Durobin’s Cafe on the sea-front at Gras,
rather north of Dunquerque. I am willing to write all I know of the
stranger out of the sea.
“I have no sympathy with eccentrics or poets. A man of sense looks for
beauty in things deliberately intended to be beautiful, such as a trim
flower-bed or an ivory statuette. One does not permit beauty to pervade
one’s whole life, just as one does not pave all the roads with ivory or
cover all the fields with geraniums. My faith, but we should miss the
onions!
“But whether I read things backwards through my memory, or whether
there are indeed atmospheres of psychology which the eye of science
cannot as yet pierce, it is the humiliating fact that on that
particular evening I felt like a poet—like any little rascal of a poet
who drinks absinthe in the mad Montmartre.
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