England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“The skipper an’ the mate was still larfing very hearty when we heard a
dreadful ’owl from the bridge, an’ one o’ the chaps suddenly leaves the
wheel, jumps on to the deck, and bolts below as though he was mad.
T’other one follows ’m a’most d’reckly, and the second mate caught hold
o’ the wheel as he left it, and called out something we couldn’t catch
to the skipper.
“‘What the d——’s the matter?’ yells the skipper.
“The mate pointed to starboard, but as ’is ’and was shaking so that one
minute it was pointing to the sky an’ the next to the bottom o’ the
sea, it wasn’t much of a guide to us. Even when he got it steady we
couldn’t see anything, till all of a sudden, about two miles off,
something like a telegraph pole stuck up out of the water for a few
seconds, and then ducked down again and made straight for the ship.
“Sam was the fust to speak, and, without wasting time stuttering or
stammering, he said he’d go down and see about that bit o’ bread, an’
he went afore the skipper or the mate could stop ’im.
“In less than ’arf a minute there was only the three officers an’ me on
deck. The second mate was holding the wheel, the skipper was holding
his breath, and the first mate was holding me. It was one o’ the most
exciting times I ever had.
“‘Better fire the gun at it,’ ses the skipper, in a trembling voice,
looking at the little brass cannon we had for signalling.
“‘Better not give him any cause for offence,’ ses the mate, shaking his
head.
“‘I wonder whether it eats men,’ ses the skipper. ‘Perhaps it’ll come
for some of us.’
“‘There ain’t many on deck for it to choose from,’ ses the mate,
looking at ’im significant like.
“‘That’s true,’ ses the skipper, very thoughtful; ‘I’ll go an’ send all
hands on deck. As captain, it’s my duty not to leave the ship till the
_last_, if I can anyways help it.’
“How he got them on deck has always been a wonder to me, but he did it.
He was a brutal sort o’ a man at the best o’ times, an’ he carried on
so much that I s’pose they thought even the sarpint couldn’t be worse.
Anyway, up they came, an’ we all stood in a crowd watching the sarpint
as it came closer and closer.
“We reckoned it to be about a hundred yards long, an’ it was about the
most awful-looking creetur you could ever imagine. If you took all the
ugliest things in the earth and mixed ’em up—gorillas an’ the
like—you’d only make a hangel compared to what that was. It just hung
off our quarter, keeping up with us, and every now and then it would
open its mouth and let us see about four yards down its throat.
“‘It seems peaceable,’ whispers the fust mate, arter awhile.
“‘P’raps it ain’t hungry,’ ses the skipper. ‘We’d better not let it get
peckish. Try it with a loaf o’ bread.’
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