England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“The cook went below and fetched up half-a-dozen, an’ one o’ the chaps,
plucking up courage, slung it over the side, an’ afore you could say
‘Jack Robinson’ the sarpint had woffled it up an’ was looking for more.
It stuck its head up and came close to the side just like the swans in
Victoria Park, an’ it kept that game up until it had ’ad ten loaves an’
a hunk o’ pork.
“‘I’m afraid we’re encouraging it,’ ses the skipper, looking at it as
it swam alongside with an eye as big as a saucer cocked on the ship.
“‘P’raps it’ll go away soon if we don’t take no more notice of it,’ ses
the mate. ‘Just pretend it isn’t here.’
“Well, we did pretend as well as we could; but everybody hugged the
port side o’ the ship, and was ready to bolt down below at the shortest
notice; and at last, when the beast got craning its neck up over the
side as though it was looking for something, we gave it some more grub.
We thought if we didn’t give it he might take it, and take it off the
wrong shelf, so to speak. But, as the mate said, it was encouraging it,
and long arter it was dark we could hear it snorting and splashing
behind us, until at last it ’ad such an effect on us the mate sent one
o’ the chaps down to rouse the skipper.
“‘I don’t think it’ll do no ’arm,’ ses the skipper, peering over the
side, and speaking as though he knew all about sea-sarpints and their
ways.
“‘S’pose it puts its ’ead over the side and takes one o’ the men,’ ses
the mate.
“‘Let me know at once,’ ses the skipper firmly; an’ he went below agin
and left us.
“Well, I was jolly glad when eight bells struck, an’ I went below; an’
if ever I hoped anything I hoped that when I got up that ugly brute
would have gone, but, instead o’ that, when I went on deck it was
playing alongside like a kitten a’most, an’ one o’ the chaps told me as
the skipper had been feeding it agin.
“‘It’s a wonderful animal,’ ses the skipper, ‘an’ there’s none of you
now but has seen the sea-sarpint; but I forbid any man here to say a
word about it when we get ashore.’
“‘Why not, sir?’ ses the second mate.
“‘Becos you wouldn’t be believed,’ said the skipper sternly. ‘You might
all go ashore and kiss the Book an’ make affidavits an’ not a soul ’ud
believe you. The comic papers ’ud make fun of it, and the respectable
papers ’ud say it was seaweed or gulls.’
“Why not take it to New York with us?’ ses the fust mate suddenly.
“‘What?’ ses the skipper.
“‘Feed it every day,’ ses the mate, getting excited, ‘and bait a couple
of shark hooks and keep ’em ready, together with some wire rope. Git
’im to foller us as far as he will, and then hook him. We might git him
in alive and show him at a sovereign a head. Anyway, we can take in his
carcase if we manage it properly.’
“‘By Jove! if we only could,’ ses the skipper, getting excited too.
“‘We can try,’ ses the mate. ‘Why, we could have noosed it this mornin’
if we had liked; and if it breaks the lines we must blow its head to
pieces with the gun.’
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