England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
Then the bereaved captain raised his voice, and pronounced a pathetic
and beautiful eulogy upon the departed vessel, somewhat marred by an
appendix in which he consigned the new hands, their heirs, and
descendants, to everlasting perdition.
“Ahoy!” said the waterman, who was getting tired of the business,
addressing a grimy-looking seaman hanging meditatively over the side of
a schooner. “Where’s the _Mary Ann?_”
“Went away at half-past one this morning,” was the reply.
“’Cos here’s the cap’n an’ the mate,” said the waterman, indicating the
forlorn couple with a bob of his head.
“My eyes!” said the man, “I s’pose the cook’s in charge then. We was to
have gone too, but our old man hasn’t turned up.”
Quickly the news spread amongst the craft in the tier, and many and
various were the suggestions shouted to the bewildered couple from the
different decks. At last, just as the captain had ordered the waterman
to return to the shore, he was startled by a loud cry from the mate.
“Look there!” he shouted.
The captain looked. Fifty or sixty yards away, a small
shamefaced-looking schooner, so it appeared to his excited imagination,
was slowly approaching them. A minute later a shout went up from the
other craft as she took in sail and bore slowly down upon them. Then a
small boat put off to the buoy, and the _Mary Ann_ was slowly warped
into the place she had left ten hours before.
But while all this was going on, she was boarded by her captain and
mate. They were met by Captain Bing, supported by _his_ mate, who had
hastily pushed off from the _Smiling Jane_ to the assistance of his
chief. In the two leading features before mentioned he was not unlike
the mate of the _Mary Ann_, and much stress was laid upon this fact by
the unfortunate Bing in his explanation. So much so, in fact, that both
the mates got restless; the skipper, who was a plain man, and given to
calling a spade a spade, using the word “pimply” with what seemed to
them unnecessary iteration.
It is possible that the interview might have lasted for hours had not
Bing suddenly changed his tactics and begun to throw out dark hints
about standing a dinner ashore, and settling it over a friendly glass.
The face of the _Mary Ann’s_ captain began to clear, and, as Bing
proceeded from generalities to details, a soft smile played over his
expressive features. It was reflected in the faces of the mates, who by
these means showed clearly that they understood the table was to be
laid for four.
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