England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
The morning was well advanced when he awoke, and the fo’c’sle empty
except for the faithful Joe, who was standing by his side, with a heap
of clothing under his arm.
“Try these on,” said he, as Smith stared at him half awake; “they’ll be
better than nothing, at any rate.”
The soldier leaped from his bunk and gratefully proceeded to dress
himself, Joe eyeing him critically as the trousers climbed up his long
legs, and the sleeves of the jacket did their best to conceal his
elbows.
“What do I look like?” he inquired anxiously, as he finished.
“Six foot an’ a half o’ misery,” piped the shrill voice of Billy
promptly, as he thrust his head in at the fo’c’sle. “You can’t go to
church in those clothes.”
“Well, they’ll do for the ship, but you can’t go ashore in ’em,” said
Joe, as he edged towards the ladder, and suddenly sprang up a step or
two to let fly at the boy. “The old man wants to see you; be careful
what you say to him.”
With a very unsuccessful attempt to appear unconscious of the figure he
cut, Smith went up on deck for the interview.
“We can’t do anything until we get to London,” said the skipper, as he
made copious notes of Smith’s adventures. “As soon as we get there,
I’ll lend you the money to telegraph to your friends to tell ’em you’re
safe and to send you some clothes, and of course you’ll have free board
and lodging till it comes, and I’ll write out an account of it for the
newspapers.”
“You’re very good,” said Smith blankly.
“And I don’t know what you are,” said the skipper, interrogatively;
“but you ought to go in for swimming as a profession—six hours’
swimming about like that is wonderful.”
“You don’t know what you can do till you have to,” said Smith modestly,
as he backed slowly away; “but I never want to see the water again as
long as I live.”
The two remaining days of their passage passed all too quickly for the
men, who were casting about for some way out of the difficulty which
they foresaw would arise when they reached London.
“If you’d only got decent clothes,” said Joe, as they passed Gravesend,
“you could go off and send a telegram, and not come back; but you
couldn’t go five yards in them things without having a crowd after
you.”
“I shall have to be taken I s’pose,” said Smith moodily.
“An’ poor old Dan’ll get six months hard for helping you off,” said Joe
sympathetically, as a bright idea occurred to him.
“Rubbish!” said Dan uneasily. “He can stick to his tale of being upset;
anyway, the skipper saw him pulled out of the water. He’s too honest a
chap to get an old man into trouble for trying to help him.”
“He must have a new rig out, Dan,” said Joe softly. “You an’ me’ll go
an’ buy ’em. I’ll do the choosing, and you’ll do the paying. Why, it’ll
be a reg’lar treat for you to lay out a little money, Dan. We’ll have
quite an evening’s shopping, everything of the best.”
The infuriated Dan gasped for breath, and looked helplessly at the
grinning crew.
“I’ll see him—overboard first,” he said furiously.
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