England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“Wants strengthening?” said the mate suggestively.
“Well, the fact is,” said the skipper, “it’s like this, Jack; there’s a
friend o’ mine, a provision dealer in a large way o’ business, wants to
marry my girl, and me an’ the missus want him to marry her, so, o’
course, she wants to marry someone else. Me an’ ’er mother we put our
’eads together and decided for her to come away. When she’s at ’ome,
instead o’ being out with Towson, direckly her mother’s back’s turned
she’s out with that young sprig of a clerk.”
“Nice-looking young feller, I s’pose?” said the mate somewhat
anxiously.
“Not a bit of it,” said the other firmly. “Looks as though he had never
had a good meal in his life. Now my friend Towson, he’s all right; he’s
a man of about my own figger.”
“She’ll marry the clerk,” said the mate, with conviction.
“I’ll bet you she don’t,” said the skipper. “I’m an artful man, Jack,
an’ I, generally speaking, get my own way. I couldn’t live with my
missus peaceable if it wasn’t for management.”
The mate smiled safely in the darkness, the skipper’s management
consisting chiefly of slavish obedience.
“I’ve got a cabinet fortygraph of him for the cabin mantel-piece,
Jack,” continued the wily father. “He gave it to me o’ purpose. She’ll
see that when she won’t see the clerk, an’ by-and-bye she’ll fall into
our way of thinking. Anyway, she’s going to stay here till she does.”
“You know your way about, cap’n,” said the mate, in pretended
admiration.
The skipper laid his finger on his nose, and winked at the mainmast.
“There’s few can show me the way, Jack,” he answered softly; “very few.
Now I want you to help me too; I want you to talk to her a great deal.”
“Ay, ay,” said the mate, winking at the mast in his turn.
“Admire the fortygraph on the mantel-piece,” said the skipper.
“I will,” said the other.
“Tell her about a lot o’ young girls you know as married young
middle-aged men, an’ loved ’em more an’ more every day of their lives,”
continued the skipper.
“Not another word,” said the mate. “I know just what you want. She
shan’t marry the clerk if I can help it.”
The other turned and gripped him warmly by the hand. “If ever you are a
father your self, Jack,” he said with emotion, “I hope as how
somebody’ll stand by you as you’re standing by me.”
The mate was relieved the next day when he saw the portrait of Towson.
He stroked his moustache, and felt that he gained in good looks every
time he glanced at it.
Breakfast finished, the skipper, who had been on deck all night,
retired to his bunk. The mate went on deck and took charge, watching
with great interest the movements of the passenger as she peered into
the galley and hotly assailed the cook’s method of washing up.
“Don’t you like the sea?” he inquired politely, as she came and sat on
the cabin skylight.
Miss Alsen shook her head dismally. “I’ve got to like it,” she remarked.
“Your father was saying something to me about it,” said the mate
guardedly.
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