American fiction -- 19th century; London (England) -- Fiction
They turned to the right, and sauntered aimlessly along down the broad
pavement, pausing now and again to glance over some tradesman’s display,
then drifting onward again, close together. Before a bookseller’s window
at a corner they made a more considerable halt. Mosscrop scanned the
rows of titles minutely, talking as he did so. Thus between comments
on the volumes they looked at, and idle remarks on subjects which
these suggested, she picked up this further account of her new friend’s
affairs.
“I told you I was a Scotchman,” he said. “I was the son of a factor, a
sort of steward over a biggish estate, and I never did anything but go
to school from the earliest moment I can remember. It is as if I was
born in a class-room, and cradled on a blackboard. It is a terrible land
for that; tuition broods over it like a pestilence. Their idea is to
make of each child’s brain a sort of intellectual haggis; the more
different kinds of stuff there are in it, the greater the fame of the
teacher and the pride of the parents. I shudder now when I think how
much I knew at the age of twelve. As for my eighteenth year, when I took
the Strathbogie exhibition, Confucius, John Knox, and Lord Bacon rolled
in one would have been frightened of me. My information was appalling.
My mother died from sheer excess of astonishment at having given birth
to such a prodigy. My father took to drink. The magnificence of my
attainments not only threw him off his balance--it debauched the entire
district. It is the law of history, you know, that communities and
nations progress to a certain point, achieve some crowning deed in a
golden age of splendid productiveness, and then wither and go off to
seed. Well, my parish, having produced me, reached its climax. Industry
flagged, enterprise died down; the very land ceased to grow as much corn
to the acre as formerly. The people could do nothing but congregate at
the taverns and discuss with bated breath my meteoric progress across
the academic heavens. Oh, I was a most remarkable young man!
“It happened that there was also a remarkable old man in my
neighbourhood. He came from nobody in particular, and went away young.
People had long since forgotten that there had been such a lad, when one
day he returned to us, well along in years, and infamously rich. I don’t
mean that he had come wrongfully by his money. God knows how he got it;
the story ran that it had something to do with smoked fish. Whatever its
source, his wealth was wanton, preposterous, criminal in its dimensions.
He had no kith or kin remaining to him. Of course we knew he would build
and endow an educational establishment. All rich old Scotchmen do that,
as an ordinary matter. They have reared for us such myriads of brand-new
colleges and seminaries on every hillside that I marvel even the rabbits
and pheasants can escape learning to spell. There are logarithms in the
very atmosphere.
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