My sisters and myself had a fascination for the other sex that was
almost incredible. At one time we had a Proposal Competition every week;
each of us put in sixpence, and the girl who got the greatest number of
proposals took the pool. Casey or I generally won. Then one week I
encountered on the Heath the annual beanfeast of the Pottey Asylum for
the Feeble-minded, and won with a score of a hundred and seven, and I
think the others said it was not fair. Anyhow, the competitions were
discontinued.
Really, the way our lodger pestered my sisters and myself with his
absolute inattentions is difficult to explain. Anyone might have thought
that he did not know we were there. While the Proposal Competitions were
on, not one of us thought it worth while to waste time on the man. We
could get a better return for the same amount of fascination in other
quarters. Afterwards I thought that possibly his employment in the
milk-trade might be the cause of his extraordinary mildness, and that it
would be kind to offer him a little encouragement.
He usually went for a walk on Sunday mornings, and one Sunday I said
that I would accompany him.
"Better not," he said. "Looks to me like rain."
"But you have an umbrella," I pointed out.
"Aye," he said, "and when two people share one umbrella, they both get
all the drippings from it and none of the protection. You take a nice
book and read for a bit."
"No," I said. "I'm coming with you, and though it's Leap Year, I
definitely promise not to propose to you."
"Well," he said, "that makes a difference."
I thrust my arm into his gaily and confidentially, and he immediately
unhooked. We went on to the Heath together.
"I was once told by a palmist," I said, "that I had a mysterious and
magnetic attraction for men."
"Those palmists will say anything," he said. "It's just the other way
round really."
"Perhaps," I said. "I know I have an unlimited capacity for love--and
nobody seems to want it."
"Ah," he said, "it's a pity to be overstocked with a perishable article.
It means parting with it at a loss."
What could I say to a brute like that? And I had nobody there to protect
me.
"I wish," I said, "that you'd look if I've a fly in my eye."
"If you had, you'd know," he answered. "The fly sees to that."
Some minutes elapsed before I asked him to tie my shoe-lace.
He looked down and said that it was not undone.
I simply turned round and left him, I was not going to stay there to be
insulted.
However, he must have been ashamed of himself, for two days later he
sub-let his part of the floor in one of the rooms at the Warren to an
Irish family. If he was not ashamed, he was frightened.
Yet, curiously enough, that cowardly brute moulded my future.
The influx of the Irish family into the Warren drove me out of it. It
made me feel the absolute necessity for a wider sphere.
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