Marion Darche: A Story Without CommentCrawford, F. Marion (Francis Marion)
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Marion Darche: A Story Without Comment
Crawford, F. Marion (Francis Marion)
Married women -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"What is that?" she asked.
"Oh, nothing," answered Brett, "only a bit of paper."
Just then Simon Darche entered the room and all rose to go in to
luncheon together.
The old gentleman shook hands with Dolly and with both the men, looking
keenly into their faces, but mentioning no names. He was cheerful and
ruddy, and a stranger might have expected his conversation to be
enlivening. In this however, he would have been egregiously
disappointed.
"What have you been doing this morning?" asked Mrs. Darche turning to
him.
She had asked the question every day for years, whenever she had
lunched at home.
"Very busy, very busy," answered Mr. Darche.
His hands did not tremble as he unfolded his napkin, but he seemed to
bestow an extraordinary amount of attention on the exact position of
the glasses before him, pushing them a little forwards and backwards
and glancing at them critically until he was quite satisfied.
"Busy, of course," he said and looked cheerfully round the table.
"There is no real happiness except in hard work. If I could only make
you understand that, Marion, you would be much happier. Early to bed
and early to rise."
"Makes a man stupid and closes his eyes," observed Brett, finishing the
proverb in its modern form.
"What, what? What doggerel is that?"
"Did you never hear that?" asked Dolly, laughing. "It is from an
unwritten and unpublished book--modern proverbs."
Simon Darche shook his head and smiled feebly.
"Dear me, dear me, I thought you were in earnest," he said.
"So he is," said Dolly. "We may have to get up at dawn sometimes, but
we are far too much in earnest to go to bed early."
This was evidently beyond Simon Darche's comprehension and he relapsed
into silence and the consumption of oysters. Mrs. Darche glanced
reproachfully at Dolly as though to tell her that she should not chaff
the old gentleman, and Vanbrugh came to the rescue.
"Do you often get up at dawn, Miss Maylands?" he inquired.
"Do I look as if I did?" retorted the young lady.
"How in the world should I know," asked Vanbrugh. "Do I look as though
I associated with people who got up at dawn?"
Brett laughed.
"It always amuses me to hear you and Vanbrugh talk, Miss Maylands."
"Does it, I am so glad," said Dolly.
"Yes, you seem perfectly incapable of saying one word to each other
without chaffing."
Old Mr. Darche had finished his oysters.
"Yes--yes," he observed. "A pair of chaffinches."
A moment of silence followed this appalling pun. Then Mrs. Darche
laughed a little nervously, and Brett, who wished to help her, followed
her example. The old gentleman himself seemed delighted with his own
wit.
"We are beginning well," said Dolly. "Puns and proverbs with the
oysters. What shall we get with the fruit?"
Vanbrugh was inclined to suggest that the dessert would probably find
them in an idiot asylum, but he wisely abstained from words and tried
to turn the conversation into a definite channel.
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