"I'll tell you all I know about him in a few words," continued Jobson.
"Throw away that segar first, and take a fresh one--they're Partagas.
You see I'm a broker--by the bye, here's my card, and happy to see you
down town at my office any time you're that way, or at the club in the
evening, whichever is most convenient. Well, as I was saying, I'm a
broker, and last year after I closed out the Rock Island pool, out of
which I cleared two hundred and forty-five thousand dollars, in less
than ninety days, I went to Europe and fell in with the Mumbies. I'm a
second cousin of old man Mumbie, you must know, although he never
discovered it until I was worth half a million. Anyway Bob Mumbie and I
went about together some, and had a good time. Miss Heath, who, I
suppose you know, is a ward of Mumbie's, was with the family, and this
feller, this Italian, was their courier. After a while it came out that
he was a count, and then they all kow-towed to him as if he were the
Grand Mogul. When they got to Italy he showed them his ancestral halls,
and all that sort o' thing, and sold Mumbie pictures and marbles enough
at five prices to stock a museum, so that the commissions and profits he
made on them enabled him to set up for a gentleman, and give up the
courier business. But he still froze to the Mumbies, and accompanied
them over here. First he made love to Ada, but when he found out that
Miss Heath was an heiress, and ever so much richer, he dropped Ada and
turned his batteries on the other. Bob Mumbie was also sweet on Miss
Heath, but when the Count appeared, poor Bob's pipe was out at once.
Mrs. Mumbie is as much magnetized as any of them. She thinks a wonderful
sight of high birth, blood, families, and all that sort o' thing, and
wants to secure the Count for Ada, though I don't think there's much
show for her now. So you see the feller's in clover and, begad, I think
he can take his pick of the girls any day he wants to. Can't imagine
what possesses our girls to take up with foreign beggars, with handles
to their names, when there's lots of their good-looking sensible
countrymen to be had, with the rocks to back 'em." Here Jobson threw
back the lappels of his coat and displayed his chest. "So it goes," he
continued with a sigh. "Some time ago French marquises and barons were
all the rage, and now they're running on Italian counts and princes.
That Count Borgia hasn't got a red cent. He's passing chips half the
time 'round to Morrissey's. Hang me, if I don't think he's a capper, and
that's the way he manages to live."
Jobson evidently spoke from warmth of feeling, and the gist of his
sentiments found an emphatic indorsement in Mark's breast, who, however,
was not disposed to exchange views on the topic, and remained silent. By
this time they had reached the Union Club.
"Come in and dine with me?" said Jobson.
The colonel excused himself.
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