liable to prosecution to disturb the body until the coroner came and an
inquest was held. Advice not altogether disinterested on the part of Mr.
Snopple, who, in his professional zeal, saw at once an excellent
opportunity for an effective picture, and did not wish the group
disturbed while he hastened off to his studio for a camera.
Unfortunately for the advancement of art, before he returned, George
Gildersleeve, the ubiquitous, appeared on the scene. Here was a man of
action. He took one hand out of its pocket, felt of Jack and pronounced
him "right enough," and then addressing the crowd said, "Lay hold here,
boys, some of you, and toss him into this cart and get him home. He's
hefty."
And "hefty" he was, sure enough, and it took some tugging from strong
arms to lift the dead weight of his bulky form into a grocer's cart
near at hand, for the racing jagger was badly broken, and the mare had
scampered off with the thills.
By this time Mark Gildersleeve had returned with Dr. Wattletop, and the
latter accompanied Jack to his home, where the fears of his relatives
were speedily allayed by his being pronounced not seriously injured, but
uncommonly drunk.
When Dr. Wattletop returned to his domicil he found Mark Gildersleeve
awaiting him. "How is he, doctor?" eagerly asked the young man.
"Oh bless you, he'll do. The devil takes care of his own. Born to be
hung, you know, and so forth. A simple contusion--plastered it up--he'll
be all right when he gets sober. He's just ugly enough, too, to appear
worse than he is, and frightened his sweet little sister out of her
wits. The others, though, didn't seem to mind it so much, and no wonder.
But what makes you so anxious about him? When you came after me, you
looked so pale and agitated hopes arose of a profitable patient. They're
not so plenty now as they might be, and I welcome them with joy and
gratitude," said the doctor, tapping Mark familiarly on the shoulder.
"I feel so relieved, doctor; I was afraid he might be seriously hurt. He
provoked me, and I retaliated. Had I noticed or known that he was drunk,
perhaps I would not have minded him. He fell so heavily that I feared he
might have broken his neck."
"He might, I grant, but he didn't. More's the pity, perhaps, for his
friends and family. Especially for that poor wife of his, whom he will
certainly kill in time, if he don't kill himself first. But, so you were
the one that caused all this row, eh? You didn't say anything about that
before. How dared you, rash youth, raise your ire against the
heir-apparent? Fear you not the wrath of the prince-regnant? Know ye not
that for thrift to follow it is as necessary now, as ever, to fawn to
wealth and position? Anchylosis, my boy, invariably affects the pocket,
mind that!"
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