had bought, probably with the romantic intention of practising
seguidillas). "Look at me," George would add as a clincher; "the only
music ever I made was with a riveting hammer on a boiler, or a sledge on
an anvil, and am I any the worse for it? Not much, I think, and here I
am, as independent as a hog on ice! Don't owe a man a dollar in the
world, and though I don't roost in as big a house as Rufe Heath or Pop
Mumbie up on the hill yonder, they'll take my note at the bank as quick
as either of theirs if I should ask it, which I don't, as I pays as I
goes; and what's more, I can dust any of 'em on the plank-road any day
of the week, with as pretty a pair o' flyers as there is in the State,
and if you don't believe it here's the soap to back it for any amount
from fifty to five thousand!"
And he would conclude customarily by drawing out a well-stuffed wallet,
and slapping it energetically, with a defiant look at the by-standers.
That wallet was George's _ultimo ratio_, and when pushed in an argument,
or at loss for a reply, he would flourish it at his opponent, with an
offer to wager any sum on the moot-point; a rebutter which, if it did
not carry conviction, enabled George to close the issue in a triumphant
manner. There was a story current to the effect that he had once
startled a tableful of Methodist clergymen, assembled to take tea at
Mrs. Gildersleeve's during a conference, by proffering to the decorous
men a bet on the correct interpretation of a disputed passage in St.
John; but this lacked confirmation, for George, if he had but little
respect for any one else, had a great deal for his wife, and as such an
act would have shocked her exceedingly, it is not at all likely that it
took place.
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