"Why, sir," said Mr. Madison Mumbie, the eminent paper-maker, addressing
Dr. Wattletop, in the agitation of the moment, "Why, sir, Mr. Obershaw's
wealth is e-normous! Probably the richest man we had in the State. Yes,
sir" (with a sigh), "I regret to say it, we have lost a gentleman, and a
Christian, who leaves at least two millions of dollars. Yes, sir, two
millions at the lowest calculation--he leaves all of that!"
"Leaves!" repeated the doctor. "Aye, there's the rub. Now, if he could
only have taken the two millions with him, there would have been
something in it, wouldn't there?"
This view of the case did not strike Mr. Mumbie, who was himself rather
inclined to accumulate, as cheerful or encouraging, and he went his way
in a meditative mood.
* * * * *
Mr. Mook, the gentlemanly undertaker, in walking twenty rods from the
residence of the deceased, was accosted by not less than a dozen
anxious inquirers eager to learn the slightest particular relating to
the sorrowful event. To whom Mr. Mook, with that mingled air of
neatness, despatch, and meek resignation to the decrees of Providence,
which characterized him, replied in a serious and very proper way. The
information imparted was invariably received by the questioners with
expressions of deep interest and sympathy, as if they had lost a near
and dear friend. It is sad to add, though, that one individual, George
Gildersleeve, the noisiest quidnunc in Belton, was on the contrary
rather discourteous and disparaging in his inquiries and comments.
George is a man of substance, and proprietor of the Archimedes Works. A
burly fellow of middle age, with chest and loins like an ox, coarse
mouth, hale complexion, and sandy hair shorn close over an obstinate
head. Rich and purse-proud, he proclaims himself a plebeian, and in
keeping therewith is generally seen divested of coat and hands in
pockets. Thus he appeared in the doorway of his counting-room as Mr.
Mook came down the street, and passed the Archimedes Works. Decorous and
mournful Mook affected not to see Gildersleeve, dreading him as a bore
and button-holder; but the stratagem was futile, and bluff George,
hailing the undertaker as "Commodore," brought him--speaking
nautically--"to."
"First-class obsequies, sir, have been ordered. Most elegant rosewood
casket, new pattern silver handles. Everything in the most rekerchey and
approved style. Funeral on Wednesday," Mook replied, in a tone of mild
reproof, in answer to Gildersleeve's query as to when he was going to
put old Uncle John to bed with a shovel.
Mr. Mook took pride in his profession. He was the inventor and patentee
of a burial casket, that for "ease, elegance, and comfort," as he
admiringly described it, was equalled by few and surpassed by none.
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