It is almost superfluous to mention, that the dinner was all that could
be expected, for whatever Mr. Heath's other qualities may have been,
good taste he unquestionably possessed, and in the important matter of
dinner-giving he was behind no one. And when it is considered how
important a part that art has displayed in diplomacy, it could not be
denied that his aspirations to shine in that career were not by any
means presumptuous. An opinion, it is safe to say, that would have been
heartily indorsed by all who were fortunate enough to partake of the
memorable repast. Perhaps a little less starched ceremony on the part of
the host would not have been amiss; still, that was more than
compensated by the quality of the _menu_. As usual on such extraordinary
occasions, an eminent _chef_ from the metropolis directed the culinary
operations, and many bottles of old South Side Madeira and choice
Hermitage, that had lain for years in dusty racks, were brought to
light, and decanted for the delectation of appreciative palates; such a
palate, for instance, as a Chief Justice of great legal acumen and good
digestion, or a portly ex-Federal dignitary possesses, or even that of a
dainty young High-Church ecclesiastic full of zeal and sentiment, like
Spencer Abbott. What a fine dinner it was, to be sure! Rather formal and
cold, it is true, in the drawing-rooms as the host was receiving his
guests. Mrs. Applegate was flushed and fidgety amid such illustrious
visitors, and Mr. Mumbie was ill at ease in his capacious white
waistcoat, tight gloves, and freshly dyed whiskers. Such grand company
impressed him immensely, and for fear of lapsus linguæ, he restricted
himself to monosyllabic replies. The Chief Justice, being hungry, was
somewhat surly until dinner was announced, when he ponderously and
feebly toddled into the dining-room in advance of the other guests, and
regardless of Mr. Heath's intention to have him lead Mrs. Applegate in.
This duty therefore devolved on the ex-Federal dignitary, who did it
with much courtly grace. How well the host presided, and how elegant he
appeared! His stately white neck-tie and glossy gray locks were arranged
with a precision that was mathematical, and with his small elegant white
hands he looked as if he were descended from a long line of
partridge-fed ancestors. A worthy pendant, indeed, to the ex-Federal
dignitary, whose proudest boast was that he had been complimented by a
queen as the most elegant American gentleman she had ever seen. What a
contrast the two presented to Judge Hull, with his fell of white hair
streaming over his massive head and bent shoulders, his beetling sable
brows shading a pair of cavernous eyes, and who always looked as if he
were on the bench administering inexorable justice. He certainly did to
the dinner, and it was with difficulty that he could be drawn out by the
host, and made to enlighten the company with bits of prodigious wisdom.
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