I was cleaning up around the saw-carriage when I looked up and saw a man
standing there, looking at me kind of surprised, like the sight of me
actually at work was more ’n he could bear. I couldn’t see why he should
feel that way, because I never seen him before, and, anyhow, I wasn’t
any lazier ’n Tallow and Binney, though they hid it easier.
The man wore one of them stovepipe hats, and he had a cane, and there
was a sparklish stone in his necktie, and he had things over his shoes
that were kind of gray and had buttons on ’em—spats, Mark said they
were. I calc’late he had on brand-new pants, because the crease wasn’t
wore out of them, and a kind of a perty vest, and one of them coats like
the minister wears Sundays. He wasn’t big, and he wasn’t little. He
wasn’t what you’d call terrible old—maybe forty—and he wasn’t fat or
lean. Just one of them in-between sort of men. He wore a little stubby
mustache that looked like he could take it off and use it for a
tooth-brush if it was loose, and he had two eyes, one on each side of
his nose. His nose wasn’t much to speak of, just a reg’lar nose—the kind
you can blow, but not very loud. That reminds me: did you ever hear
Uncle Ike Bond blow his nose? Well, lemme tell you you missed something.
When Uncle Ike hauls out that red bandana of his and grabs a-hold of his
nose with it and lets her go, you’d think the train was whistling for a
crossing. Wow! I’ve seen him scare horses so they ’most jumped out of
their harness. Why, when Uncle Ike drove the bus to somebody’s house he
never got out to ring the bell—he just blowed his nose. Sometimes, if he
was in a hurry, he blowed it when he was a block away, and the folks
would be all out and ready, standing waiting for him when he got there.
Once there was a motion before the selectmen to hire Uncle Ike to be the
fire department, so’s they could use his nose for the fire whistle, but
somehow it never went through.
This man here didn’t blow his nose at all. He just stood there looking
at me a minute, and then he picked his way over, taking a lot of pains
not to get any dust onto his pants; and when he got clost he says:
“Where is the proprietor?”
“Of what?” says I.
“This mill,” says he.
“Depends,” says I, “on who you mean by proprietor. I’m dummed if I know
jest who is holdin’ down that job. There’s things in favor of sev’ral
folks. Now there’s Silas Doolittle Bugg; some might claim _he_ owns it.
Then there’s Mr. Tidd; some might say he was the feller. Then there’s
Mark Tidd; he comes in somewheres, but I’m blessed if I know just
where.”
“Where are they?”
“Different places,” says I. “Was there anything I could do for you?”
“Answer questions so I’ll know what you’re talking about,” says he.
Well, that made me mad. From that minute I took a dislike to the man,
and I never got over it. I guess I wouldn’t be letting go of any secret
if I was to say that the longer I knew him the less I liked him.
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