[Illustration: “IF YOU’LL LOOK WHERE I’M POINTIN’ YOU’LL SEE A DOOR. IT
LEADS OUTSIDE”]
“Young man—” says Mr. Wiggamore, very pompous and impressive.
“That way out,” says Mark, and walked away, leaving Mr. Wiggamore with
his mouth all open and ready to speak—but with nobody to speak to. I
guess he was an economical man, and not wasteful of words, because he
shut his mouth again before any of them got out of it, and scowled a
second, and then turned around quick and went out.
Mark came over to me and stopped. “Say, Plunk,” says he, “don’t it
b-b-beat all? Every time we git into anythin’ trouble’s sure to t-t-turn
up.”
“Yes,” says I, “and you’re glad of it.”
CHAPTER III
“First thing we got to think of,” says Mark, “is how we’re g-g-goin’ to
git the money to p-pay off the men Saturday night.”
“How much’ll it be?” says I.
“Depends on how many men Silas Doolittle hires. Looks to me like f-five
or six men ought to run this mill. That would mean about a hunderd
dollars.”
“Huh!” says I. “Might as well make it a million. Where be we goin’ to
look for a hunderd dollars?”
“Wisht I knew,” says Mark, “but we got to have it.”
“Then we better git a wiggle on us.”
“We’ll w-w-wiggle all right,” says he, “but we won’t start till we see
somethin’ to wiggle about. Jest wigglin’ won’t git any money. Thing to
do is to set and figger out some possible way, and then make it work.”
“Good!” says I. “You set and figger and we’ll go on cleanin’ up the
mill. I notice every time there’s any hard work to do you got somethin’
you have to set down and think about.”
“Well,” says he, “if I got any help thinkin’ out of you I wouldn’t have
to stick to it so constant. You’re a heap better cleaner, Plunk, than
you be thinker. Somebody might pay you to clean, but the feller that
paid you to think would be advertisin’ for a r-r-room in the
l-lunatic-asylum.”
“Shucks!” says I, which was the best thing I could think of just at that
minute. It wasn’t such a good remark either, when you come to think of
it. I might have figgered out something a heap sharper and more cutting
if I’d been given time, but I wasn’t. It’s funny what smart retorts you
can think of two or three days after you need them. But Mark always
managed to think of them right off. Seemed like he had a bundle of them
on hand ready to shoot off whenever he wanted one.
Well, we went ahead cleaning up that mill, and, to give Mark what credit
is due, he came around and gave us some hints how to lift some of the
heavier things. By night we’d made quite some difference in the looks of
things.
“Anyhow,” says Mark, “we got r-r-room to m-manufacture now, whether we
ever git to m-manufacturin’ or not. I hope Silas Doolittle gits enough
men.”
Along came Silas about four o’clock, looking sort of discouraged. He
slumped down on the saw-carriage and lopped his head like he was a
wilted poppy, and let out a groan.
“Stummick-ache?” says Tallow.
“Naw,” boomed Silas.
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