Market Harborough, and Inside the BarWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Market Harborough, and Inside the Bar
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
Country life -- England -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Fox hunting -- Fiction
I looked at young Plumtree with a kind of loathing pity. I thought of
what his deplorable state would be, when all the pleasures of his
present existence should have palled upon him in the pursuit of the
unattainable; when ’baccy should have lost its soothing properties, and
there should be no more charm in beer; when dogs might “delight to bark
and bite,” and Plumtree, _quantum mutatus_, would care not which
half-stifled champion was dragged gurgling and snarling “across the
line;” when the three-pound terrier, eating its own weight a dozen times
over in rats, would no longer excite his garrulous plaudits as he hung
half muzzy over the pit; and to shoot pigeons for a fat pig, or see a
man trundling a wheelbarrow backwards, and picking up stones with his
mouth, would be equally tasteless and insipid; nay, when counting out
the game-cock himself, prone on the square-cut turf, but of mettle
invincible, from the top of the clean-cut comb to the points of his
steel spurs, would be considered simply a dull but cruel pastime, and
like Othello’s in his fancied degradation, Plumtree’s “occupation would
be gone.”
All unconscious of my forebodings, their confiding object pulled a
square and heavily-sealed note from what I believe Mr. Poole terms the
“opossum pocket” of his shooting-jacket, and handed it to me with the
mock dignity of an ambassador presenting his credentials, winking
demurely on Miss Lushington the while.
“Can you read?” inquired the facetious envoy. “If so, there’s a bit of
blotting from the old folks at home. I told the governor that as you
weren’t fit to do much ‘scraping,’ I’d best bring it over, and take back
the answer by word of mouth. But you’ll come, won’t you? It’s a crafty
crib enough, The Ashes, and you’ll get your health there as well as here
for a day or so. I can’t say much for the biting, but there’s some
lining with a green seal to it, that will set your collar-bone for you,
make your hair curl tight up to the roots, and bring you down to-morrow
morning, as fresh as a bull-calf, and as hearty as a buck.”
There was no resisting such inducements as these, and indeed the letter
of Mr. Plumtree senior, though extremely pompous and ceremonious, was
hospitable, considerate, and kind. Though almost a stranger, he hoped
that I would excuse our short acquaintance, and dine with him at The
Ashes, adding, that as I ought not to expose myself to cold from the
night-air, he trusted that I would take a bed.
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