There was money enough for an economical journey and a month or two of
idleness afterwards; and as Mrs. Grubb believed everything in the
universe was hers, if she only chose to claim it, the question of
finances never greatly troubled her. They sailed for the golden West,
then, this ill-assorted couple, accompanied by Mrs. Grubb’s only sister,
who had been a wife, was now a widow, and would shortly become a mother.
The interesting event occurred much sooner than had been anticipated.
The ship became the birthplace of the twins, who had been most unwelcome
when they were thought about as one, and entirely offensive when found to
be two. The mother did not long survive the shock of her surprise and
displeasure, and after naming the babies Atlantic and Pacific, and
confiding them distinctly to the care of Mr., not Mrs., Grubb, she died,
and was buried at sea, not far from Cape Horn. Mrs. Cora enjoyed at
first the dramatic possibilities of her position on the ship, where the
baby orphans found more than one kindly, sentimental woman ready to care
for them; but there was no permanent place in her philosophy for a pair
of twins who entered existence with a concerted shriek, and continued it
for ever afterwards, as if their only purpose in life was to keep the
lungs well inflated. Her supreme wish was to be freed from the carking
cares of the flesh, and thus for ever ready to wing her free spirit in
the pure ether of speculation.
You would hardly suppose that the obscure spouse of Mrs. Grubb could wash
and dress the twins, prepare their breakfast, go to his work, come home
and put them to bed, four or five days out of every seven in the week;
but that is what he did, accepting it as one phase of the mysterious
human comedy (or was it tragedy?) in which he played his humble part.
Mrs. Grubb was no home spirit, no goddess of the hearth. She graced her
family board when no invitation to refresh herself elsewhere had been
proffered, and that she generally slept in her own bed is as strong a
phrase as can be written on the subject. If she had been born in Paris,
at the proper time, she would have been the leader of a salon; separated
from that brilliant destiny by years, by race, and by imperious
circumstance, she wielded the same sort of sceptre in her own
circumscribed but appreciative sphere. No social occasion in Eden Place
was complete without Mrs. Grubb. With her (and some light refreshment),
a party lacked nothing; without her, even if other conditions were
favourable, it seemed a flat, stale, and unprofitable affair. Like Robin
Adair,
‘She made the ball so fine;
She made th’ occasion shine.’
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