The guard hesitated. "Okay then. Make us do it the hard way," he said.
They got in the car and drove off, Piggie making inarticulate sounds of
protest and having to be dragged.
Scat's eyes followed them. "Get out the truck," he told Len. "You're
going to Manford to buy groceries. Click-Click, can your visitors.
Fast."
"Underground?" Len asked with a look. Scat nodded.
About the time Len was ready to roll, the bug guards came jetting back,
accompanied by a policeman who looked and acted exactly like them,
except for the uniform.
"Got a warrant to search your place for fugitive bugs," he told Scat.
"Hold on there!" he called to Len, who was starting the truck. "Let's
have a look before you get away."
The bug guard led Piggie to the truck. She was making anxious, eager
noises. Unexpectedly Click-Click came out from behind the truck, so
that they almost collided. Piggie squealed and backed off, flapping her
arms. The guard grabbed at his squirt gun, but Scat interposed.
"Your bug done that on purpose," the guard blustered threateningly. "He
knows Piggie's no good for as much as ten minutes after she gets that
close to a bug."
They searched the truck thoroughly. The body was empty except for some
boxes of tape scrap and three medium sized cannisters conspicuously
labeled in red:
CAUTION!
BEAM REFUSE GAS
Standard Container
Len's hand hovered over one of the cocks. "Want a sniff?" he asked
pleasantly.
The guard gave him a sour look. Beam refuse gas was so deadly a poison
that it could not safely be disposed of by any ordinary methods. It
had to be shipped to a reconditioning plant in containers that were
seamless--supposedly.
And these three cannisters actually contained beam refuse gas under
standard pressure--they'd have to, in order to pass the minute
inspection made at the regional border.
But the shell of a Martian is one of the most impermeable armors
ever developed by organic evolution, and when quiescent he can go
upwards for an hour without breathing. This is because he is built
for an extremely rarified atmosphere--his physiology is typical of
a depleted-planet economy. On Mars his inhalation/exhalation ratio
is about 100/1. The chief problem in acclimitizing him to Earth is
teaching him to inhale as infrequently as he exhales--otherwise
oxygen-drowning occurs. A Martian's lungs are really oxygen
accumulators. He has 100 per cent utilization of inhaled oxygen, and
he exhales pure carbon dioxide freighted with other respiratory
excretions--hence the "bad breath" so obnoxious to human beings.
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