Great Britain -- History -- Richard III, 1483-1485 -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Monks -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Noble Vance, the Forest Warden, came riding into Paradise on his black
horse, with two archers in russet and green following at his heels. He
crossed the Rondel at the mill, and his scarlet coat went burning
through the orchards and over the fields. Such common folk as saw him
louted very low to the man, for, though he rode over Church lands, he
was a fellow to be feared, being merciless and very cunning. Poachers
and laborers whom he caught chasing the deer had but one thing to hope
for from Noble Vance. He loved tying a man to a tree and thrashing him
with his own whip, and the fellows he caught red-handed would rather
have it so than be sent to Roger Bland of Troy Castle.
About a furlong from the priory gate the Forest Warden overtook Dom
Geraint.
“The best of a May morning to you, man of God.”
“And God’s grace be upon you, defender of the deer!”
They were gossips, these two, men of animal energy who understood each
other, and looked at life with the same shrewd cynicism. Their eyes met
whimsically. Neither had any solid respect for the dignity of the other.
Their appetites and prejudices were alike; they met on common ground and
made life a gloating, full-blooded jest.
“You ride early, Master Warden.”
“All for the joy of being shrived by you, Dom Geraint.”
“Tut-tut—I am busy to-day. It would be a long affair.”
“Not so long, either; for you have only to name me any sin, good sir,
and I will say that I have committed it.”
“What a mass of guilt is here—riding in scarlet!”
“The black coat has its red in the lining!”
They laughed in each other’s faces.
“You will come in and drink some of our ale?”
“Such brown Paradise is not to be despised. I have an hour to spare.”
“I will give you a penance: not to look at a woman for two months.”
“Fudge, good sir, I am out to tie one behind me on the saddle this very
day.”
The archers were sent to the buttery hatch, while the prior’s parlor
served Vance and Dom Geraint. Prior Globulus had ridden out on a white
mule to visit one of his farms, and Geraint had no prejudices against
sitting in the old man’s chair.
Vance drank to him.
“May you have the filling of it, dear gossip. Then Paradise will lack
nothing.”
Geraint gave blow for blow.
“And no man will stay me when I go a-hunting, whether it be the red
deer——”
“Or others. You have a park of your own, man.”
“And you—the whole Forest.”
“Thin, sir—very thin. Game is scarce, though I am trapping a fine young
doe this very day. And here is the jest, gossip Geraint; she has taken
cover in one of your thickets.”
Geraint looked hard at Vance over the top of his mug.
“Here—in Paradise! Rabbits, man! I know everything that happens in
Paradise.”
“Who doubts it? But this is a great gibe, with that woolly-noddled saint
of yours serving as father confessor!”
“I miss the scent, my friend.”
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