English essays; English literature -- 20th century; Short stories, English
And let me reproduce a conversation with one of the visitors. It is
illustrative:--
[SCENE: _The Carfax Gallery; rather empty; early morning: Caricatures by
Max Beerbohm; entrance one shilling. Enter_ DISTINGUISHED CLIENT, _takes
catalogue, but does not consult it. No celebrity ever consults a
catalogue in a modern picture-gallery. This does not apply to ladies,
however distinguished, who conscientiously begin at number one and read
out from the catalogue the title of each picture_. SHOPMAN _in
attendance_.]
D. C. (_glancing round_). Yes; how very clever they are.
SHOPMAN. Yes; they are very amusing.
D. C. I suppose you have had heaps of People. What a pity Max cannot
draw!
SHOPMAN. Yes; it _is_ a great pity.
D. C. (_examines drawing; after a pause_). But he _can_ draw. Look at
that one of Althorp.
SHOPMAN (_trying to look intelligent_): Yes; that certainly is well
drawn.
D. C. (_pointing to photograph of Paris inserted in Mr. Claude Lowther's
caricature_). And how extraordinary that is. It is like one of Muirhead
Bone's street scenes. He does street scenes, doesn't he?
SHOPMAN. Yes; or one of Mr. Joseph Pennell's.
D. C. (_after a pause_). What a pity he never gets the likeness. That's
very bad of Arthur Balfour.
SHOPMAN. Yes; it is a great pity. No; that's not at all a good one of
Mr. Balfour.
D. C. (_pointing to Mr. Shaw's photograph inserted in caricature_). But
he _has_ got the likeness there. By Jove! it's nearly as good as a
photograph.
SHOPMAN (_examining photograph as if he had never seen it;
enthusiastically_). It's _almost_ as good as a photograph.
D. C. (_pointing with umbrella to Lord Weardale_). Of course, that's
Rosebery?
SHOPMAN (_nervously_): Y-e-s. (_Brightly changing subject_.) What do
you think of Mr. Sargent's?
D. C. (_now worked up_). Oh! that's very good. Yes; that's the best of
all. I see it's sold. I should have bought that one if it hadn't been
sold. I wish Max would do a caricature of (_describes a possible
caricature_). Tell him I suggested it; he knows me quite well (_glancing
round_). He really is tremendous. Are they going to be published?
SHOPMAN. Yes; by Methuen & Co. (_Hastily going over to new-comer_.)
Yes, madam, that is Mr. Arthur Balfour; it's considered the _best_
caricature in the exhibition--the likeness is so particularly striking;
and as a pure piece of draughtsmanship it is certainly the finest drawing
in the room. No; that's not so good of Lord Althorp, though it _was_ the
first to sell. (_Turning to another client_.) Yes, sir; he is Mr.
Beerbohm Tree's half-brother.
(1907.)
_To_ MRS. BEERBOHM.
THE ETHICS OF REVIEWING.
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