"Always go a little beyond the truth, but on no account below
it--people expect it of you. Leave them to make their discount."
This principle, so unblushingly announced, served Mr. Legion for a
text, on which he discanted for some minutes, at the end of which
discourse Arthur began to acquire some insight into the meaning of the
word "bunkum," and was in a position to apply the method of discount to
Mr. Legion's own artless superlatives concerning his business methods
and success in life.
Mr. Legion was genial, affable, cordial, in a way which no Englishman
could have attained toward an entire stranger, and Arthur was disposed
to set a high value on these qualities. Nevertheless, he could not but
remark that the agent appeared anxious to evade any practical
obligations imposed on him by Vickars's letter of introduction. He
drew a picture, almost comic in its gross inaccuracy, as Arthur
afterwards discovered, of the extreme ease with which fortunes were
made in America, and especially by the pen. Magazine writers lived in
sumptuous hotels, and successful novelists built for themselves
elaborate palaces. It was the age of young men. A man who had not
made a reputation at thirty was a "Has-been." The old method of slowly
acquired and slowly widening reputation was obsolete. This was the day
of literary booms.
"And after the boom the boomerang!" interjected Arthur.
"Very good--very good indeed. I always thought you Britishers had no
sense of humour. It's a general belief in the States. But that's
quite a smart saying. Sampson E. Dodge might have said it."
Arthur ought to have blushed at this high praise, but instead, he
stolidly explained his epigram, and observed further that no literary
man who respected himself would connive in a boom. "Hilary Vickars,
for example."
"And that's just where Vickars makes his mistake," said Legion. "And
what's the result? He isn't known."
"But he has done excellent work."
"You make me tired," answered Legion. "What's the good of doing
excellent work if no one reads it? The public doesn't know good work
from bad. Some one's got to tell them. An author must be written up.
And let me tell you another thing--the best writing in the world won't
attract so much attention as half a dozen spicy paragraphs about the
writer. Do you know how _The Perambulator of a Thousand Wheels_ became
so popular?"
"Not having seen the book, it can't be supposed I do."
"Well, I'll tell you. I killed the author three times before his book
came out."
"You did what?" asked Arthur, with a shout of laughter.
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