Mr. Legion was evidently prepared to indulge himself at length in
personal reminiscences. In the course of ten minutes he had given
sufficient biographies of his leading patrons, including not only the
details of their earnings, but many particulars of their private
lives--such as the fact that Mr. Sampson E. Dodge was not always
strictly sober, and Mrs. Mary Bonner Slocum had been twice divorced.
And with that amiable American frankness which stands in such marked
contrast to the reticence of the British man of business, Mr. Legion
proceeded to declare the amount of his own earnings, the number of his
children, his fatherly hopes for Ulysses E. Legion, "a smart boy, sir,"
who was doing well at the high school, together with some account of
how he first met Mrs. Legion, and his intentions to take his entire
family to Europe, at an early date. He concluded by asking Arthur to
lunch with him, and pressed on his notice a box of cigars (the cost of
which he named), and a thick handbook, adorned with many portraits,
which explained and justified the world-wide operations of Mr. Wilbur
M. Legion.
Mr. Legion took him to a kind of club which had its quarters in the top
storey of a lofty building, from which a marvellous view of New York
was obtained. During the process of lunch, which was excellent, Mr.
Legion drew Arthur's attention to a large number of persons, all of
whom were described as among the "smartest" men in New York. Mr.
Legion appeared to know all about them, and Arthur found himself
listening to a vast amount of recondite information concerning their
upbringing, their early struggles, their matrimonial adventures or
misadventures, and above all, the amount of dollars which each was
supposed to possess.
"That is the celebrated Stamford Parker, sir,"--indicating a spare,
clean-shaved man. "Sure now, you must have heard of him? What? Not
heard of him? The greatest magazine proprietor in America, sir.
Raised in Vermont, worked on a farm, telegraph operator at Bangor,
Maine, bust twice, made good at last, income half a million, his wife a
lovely woman. Ah! he sees me; I think he is coming over to speak to
me."
The great man strolled across the room, smoking his cigar, and Arthur
was effusively introduced to him as a bright young Englishman, fresh
from Oxford, and acquainted with all the leading English authors of the
day.
"Well, not quite all," said Arthur, with a smile.
The great man received his demur without surprise. When he had
returned to his table, Legion said, with a shake of his patriarchal
head, "Now, you shouldn't have said that, you know."
"Said what?"
"That you didn't know all your leading authors."
"But I don't know them."
"Well, you needn't have said so. Didn't you see how Parker froze at
once? But you don't understand our American way, so you must be
excused."
"And what is the American way?"
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