The real trouble was that he was assaulting the stern citadel of life
with weapons not only imperfect, but nearly useless. He had been
taught many things, but not the one thing needful; and he now perceived
with humiliation that the humblest human creature who could work a
typewriter, keep accounts, hew a stone, or shape a beam, was more
efficient than he to wrest a living from the world. This discovery was
the first real lesson he had ever learned from life. And it said much
for his character, that he accepted it without resentment, without the
bitterness and sulkiness of injured pride.
A fortnight after his first interview with Legion, he returned to the
office of the literary agent, resolved to act upon his discovery.
The great man received him with friendliness, for it was one of his
principles never to offend any one who might prove a valuable client at
some future date.
"Ah! so you've come back," he began. "You've been studying our
remarkable city, eh? And you've met some of our most remarkable men,
no doubt?"
"I've certainly met some remarkable men."
"Yes, sir. New York has more remarkable men to the acre than any other
city in the world. Genius has made its abode in Manhattan. 'Westward
the course of Empire'--you know the rest. Paris and London must go
down--they are old. New York will rule the world. Don't you think so?"
"I am afraid I have not thought upon the subject at all."
"No? Well, no doubt you've been absorbing the atmosphere of our
wonderful city. That's a very wise step, for a novelist. Sampson E.
Dodge always insisted on atmosphere. Have you written anything yet,
any little thing that I can place for you?"
"I have written nothing, and I think I ought to tell you that I am not
a novelist."
"Not a novelist! But, my dear sir, why then did your friend Vickars
send you to me?"
"I suppose he did it out of consideration for me, Mr. Legion. Will you
allow me to say that it is time we understood one another. I am not a
novelist, not even a writer in your sense of the term. I am a young
man with an excellent education, a good university degree, and a wide
assortment of unmarketable knowledge. I believe that exhausts the
statement of my assets, unless I add good health and a strong desire to
live as honestly as I can. Upon the debit side of the account I must
ask you to enter a total ignorance of business, which has been so
carefully cultivated that it approaches the dignity of a fine art. I
may further add that toward what is generally understood by business I
entertain an invincible repugnance."
"Dear me!" interrupted Legion, "that is a most extraordinary statement."
"It has, at least, the merit of truth."
"And are there many young men like yourself in the Old Country, sir?"
"They are an innumerable army, which is constantly recruited by the
credulous pride of parents who prefer accomplishments to efficiency.
They call the process making their sons gentlemen."
"And what becomes of them?"
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