After I had walked about three or four hours, I come along toward the upper end of the town, where I found there were stores and shops of all sorts and sizes. And I met a feller, and says I: "What place is this?" "Why, this," says he, "is Hucklers' Row." "What," says I, "are these the stores where the traders in Hucklers' Row keep?" And says he, "Yes." Well, then, says I to myself, I have a pesky good mind to go in and have a try with one of these chaps and see if they can twist my eye- teeth out. If they can get the best end of the bargain out of me they can do what there ain't a man in our place can do; and I should just like to know what sort of stuff these ere Portland chaps are made of. So in I goes into the best-looking store among 'em. And I see some biscuit lying on the shelf, and says I: "Mister, how much do you ax apiece for them ere biscuits?" "A cent apiece," says he. "Well," says I, "I shan't give you that, but if you've a mind to, I'll give you two cents for three of them, for I begin to feel a little as tho' I would like to take a bite." "Well," says he, "I wouldn't sell 'em to anybody else so, but seeing it's you I don't care if you take 'em." I knew he lied, for he never seen me before in his life. Well, he handed down the biscuits, and I took 'em, and walked round the store awhile, to see what else he had to sell. At last says I: "Mister, have you got any good cider?" Says he, "Yes, as good as ever you see." "Well," says I, "what do you ax a glass for it?" "Two cents," says he. "Well," says I, "seems to me I feel more dry than I do hungry now. Ain't you a mind to take these ere biscuits again and give me a glass of cider?" and says he: "I don't care if I do." So he took and laid 'em on the shelf again and poured out a glass of cider. I took the glass of cider and drinkt it down, and, to tell you the truth about it, it was capital good cider. Then says I: "I guess it's about time for me to be a-going," and so I stept along toward the door; but he ups and says, says he: "Stop, mister, I believe you haven't paid me for the cider." "Not paid you for the cider!" says I; "what do you mean by that? Didn't the biscuits that I give you just come to the cider?" "Oh, ah, right!" says he. So I started to go again, but before I had reached the door he says, says he: "But stop, mister, you didn't pay me for the biscuits." "What!" says I, "do you mean to impose upon me? Do you think I am going to pay you for the biscuits, and let you keep them, too? Ain't they there now on your shelf? What more do you want? I guess, sir, you don't whittle me in that way." So I turned about and marched off and left the feller staring and scratching his head as tho' he was struck with a dunderment. Howsomever, I didn't want to cheat him, only jest to show 'em it wasn't so easy a matter to pull my eye-teeth out; so I called in next day and paid him two cents. William Cullen Bryant THE MOSQUITO