Great Britain -- History -- Medieval period, 1066-1485 -- Juvenile fiction; Guilds -- Juvenile fiction; Middle Ages -- Juvenile fiction
Through the huge carved open-work screen at the end of the hall, after
supper was served, Ranulph had a view of the scene within. Biterres,
with the fantastic formality it pleased him to use, had insisted on the
attendance of his prisoners at supper, and the meal was served with all
due ceremony. Biterres and Malemort appeared to be acting with
studied politeness. The maidens were behaving with the dignity and
self-possession which became daughters of soldiers, although they were
pale and woe-begone. The troopers at the lower table were noisy and rude
enough, and Ranulph suspected that his entertainment had been ordered
partly to keep them from getting out of hand with drinking and rioting.
He had contrived a clown's costume from some of his belongings, aided
by a little flour and paint, and a bauble made of a toasting fork stuck
through an apple. When he pranced into the hall the soldiers yelled with
surprise and delight. Behind him at a discreet distance came a small
boy, also attired in antic fashion, carrying carefully in both hands a
huge pie. The cook was peeping through the screen to see what was going
to happen.
Neither Ranulph nor Peirol gave so much as a glance at the captives,
who were too much amazed to say anything at first, and quickly saw the
danger of any betraying comment. The troubadour marched up to Biterres,
asked permission to sing, and began a doggerel ballad about one Sir
Orpheus and his magic harp. The harp, as the song explained, had the
power of luring pigeons, rabbits, wild geese, lambs, sucking-pigs and
even fish from the stewponds, into its owner's dinner-pot, so
that Orpheus never lacked for good living and became very fat. The
bouillabaisse of Marseilles, the Norman ragout of eels, the roast goose
of Arles, the pigs' feet of Spain, the partridge pasty of Periguex,--all
the luscious dishes of a land of good eating were described in a
way that made these old campaigners howl with reminiscent joy. The
rollicking, impudent tune, the allusions to camp customs more notorious
than honest, went straight to the heart of the blackguard audience, and
half the voices in the room promptly joined the chorus. Eurydice, the
singer went on, was an excellent cook, so renowned that the prince
of the lower regions abducted her, and Orpheus was allowed to regain
possession of her only on the solemn condition that she should make a
pie for that sovereign every twelvemonth. This pie, according to the
final verse of the song, would now be cut, so that the company could see
exactly what a Plutonian banquet was like.
The troubadour borrowed a dagger from a man-at-arms, made one or two
slashes at the ornate crust of the pie--and out flew four live pigeons.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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