Mated from the Morgue: A Tale of the Second EmpireO'Shea, John Augustus
History
Mated from the Morgue: A Tale of the Second Empire
O'Shea, John Augustus
France -- History -- Second Empire, 1852-1870 -- Fiction
'This is to certify that the bearer, O'Hoolohan, 35, Irish of
origin, and annuitant by station, unmarried, committed suicide on
the 5th day of April, 1866, at Clamart, in the Department of the
Seine, and that nobody is blamable for the despair which led him to
the act.'
As Blue Spectacles read this curt, legally-framed document, he quaked
and whitened, and a quiver of his eyes might be detected under their
ultramarine protectors. But he nerved himself for the worst; after all,
it is much easier to be brave when your bosom friend's fate is in the
balance than when your own precious carcass is in peril. The Frenchman,
in return, handed O'Hara a perfumed, gilt-edged billet, with an
arrow-pierced heart in chromo-lithography at the top of it. As it was
characteristic of the Gascon, it may be interesting to give its
contents:
'Away, thou hollow world, with all thy vain pomps and glittering
gauds! Farewell the friendship that is false, the love that is
venal, the happiness that deceives like the desert mirage! Dash
down the cup of revelry that brings but the fitful doze; welcome
the bullet of relief that summons repose eternal! With my own hands
I sign my doom; by my own hands I die! Not for me the roses of hope
or the laurels of ambition, but the cypress of despair and
disappointment. Cut off a tress of my hair and send it to my
mother; a locket with a portrait will be discovered over my
heart--bury it in my grave.
'EUGÈNE SIRAUDIN.'
'That will do very nicely,' remarked O'Hara as he read this valentine
from beyond the tomb; 'it is tenderly written--Lamartine with a flavour
of De Musset. I should like to have a copy to send to the Manuscript
Room of the British Museum. I suppose we're all here?'
'Where's your other witness?' asked Pale Face.
'In England we consider one enough; but if you insist upon it, we shall
look upon my dog as discharging the duty.'
Pale Face grew white as a Pierrot. As for Blue Spectacles, the
devil-may-care ease of the Irishman had put him into a blue funk.
All this time the principals stood apart, acting the _rôle_ of
unconcerned spectators. That is the correct deportment in duels. Eugène
Siraudin puffed away at a cigarette; the O'Hoolohan, who was hot and
ruddy after his exertions on the bicycle, stretched himself on his back
on the turf by the trunk of a roadside poplar.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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