"MacAllister and I will carry you up to your room now, Miss Carroll," he said cheerily. I felt very tired, very cross, and behaved, I'm afraid, like a schoolgirl. "If you'll get Doctor Mac and Father...." He went quite white. "Very well," he said stiffly, and turned away. I did not see him again that day, or for several days thereafter. I wonder if he really said that I "could for all of him?" NEW YORK CITY September 11th Contrary Princess! Do you think it kind of Your Royal Benevolence to write me the most charming note in the world to thank me for my flowers, and then to almost ruin it by a postscript, a scolding--dare I say, nagging--postscript, in which you sternly forbid me to give myself pleasure and send you "anything more, ever"! You are an--an Indian _Receiver_, that's what you are! And I refuse to have any dealings with your postscript! I will separate it carefully from the rest of the letter, and consign it to candle flame. I am glad you enjoyed your lawn party. Sorry, though, that anything should have happened during your At Home day to disturb you. Although you do not tell me what it was, I have put two and two together, made a hundred and six, and deducted that some member of my blundering and heavy-footed sex stepped upon your sensibilities. But I am sure you have forgiven him by now--although far be it from me to hold any brief for an unknown and hated rival! Please, may I come to your next party? I am sure my mother would be willing to chaperone me. I forwarded her your last note; it was addressed to her and I did not dare keep it. But I read it (yes, I did) and I do not notice that you scolded her about those rose-grey bed socks! Indeed, you seemed very glad to have them. She has been fretting, I know, that they were not finished sooner, but she was called away, as no doubt she told you in her letter, by an illness in the family. My respects to Wiggles. I wonder if he is entirely cognizant of his good fortune? I have told you once that everything John Denton says of me is false, unless it is particularly pleasant. And then it hardly does me justice. Now, after my repeated demands, will you tell me what he said? Yours very truly, RICHARD WARREN P.S. I have found more in the business form of signature than I had dreamed existed. Let me repeat it another way, Very truly--yours, R. W. UNDER-THE-TREES September 14th Dear and Caviling Poet: You deserved to be scolded. But we will say no more about it. And I have decided to relent and tell you what Mr. John Denton said. He said That you were shy That you were very blonde That you were very impractical That you were very generous That you were an incorrigible dreamer And that he thought you were in love! What have you to reply to these six counts of his indictment?