Max and Maurice: A Juvenile History in Seven TricksBusch, Wilhelm
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Max and Maurice: A Juvenile History in Seven Tricks
Busch, Wilhelm
Children's poetry; Practical jokes -- Juvenile poetry; Wit and humor
EASTER days have come again,
When the pious baker men
Bake all sorts of sugar things,
Plum-cakes, ginger-cakes, and rings.
Max and Maurice feel an ache
In their sweet-tooth for some cake.
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But the Baker thoughtfully
Locks his shop, and takes the key.
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Who would steal, then, _this_ must do:
Wriggle down the chimney-flue.
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Ratsch! There come the boys, my Jiminy!
Black as ravens, down the chimney.
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Puff! into a chest they drop,
Full of flour up to the top.
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Out they crawl from under cover
Just as white as chalk all over.
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But the cracknels, precious treasure,
On a shelf they spy with pleasure.
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Knacks! The chair breaks! down they go--
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Schwapp!--into a trough of dough!
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All enveloped now in dough,
See them, monuments of woe.
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In the Baker comes, and snickers
When he sees the sugar-lickers.
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One, two, three! the brats, behold!
Into two good _brots_ are rolled.
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There's the oven, all red-hot,--
Shove 'em in as quick as thought.
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Ruff! out with 'em from the heat,
They are brown and good to eat.
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Now you think they've _paid the debt_!
No, my friend, they're living yet.
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Knusper! Knasper! like two mice
Through their roofs they gnaw in a trice;
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And the Baker cries, "You bet!
There's the rascals living yet!"
* * * * *
This was the bad boys' sixth trick,
But the last will follow quick.
LAST TRICK
MAX and Maurice! I grow sick,
When I think on your last trick.
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Why must these two scalawags
Cut those gashes in the bags?
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See! the farmer on his back
Carries corn off in a sack.
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Scarce has he begun to travel,
When the corn runs out like gravel.
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All at once he stops and cries:
"Darn it! I see where it lies!"
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Ha! with what delighted eyes
Max and Maurice he espies.
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Rabs! he opens wide his sack,
Shoves the rogues in--Hukepack!
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It grows warm with Max and Maurice,
For to mill the farmer hurries.
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"Master Miller! Hallo, man!
Grind me _that_ as quick as you can!"
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"In with 'em!" Each wretched flopper
Headlong goes into the hopper.
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