May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Of the early activities in Australia of Justinian Pant little of a
definite nature is known. The Australian papers, at the time of Mr.
Pant’s first elevation to the peerage, were rife with information on the
subject, but the voice of envy is ever loud; and one, an Adelaide
society journal, was so far lacking in the respect due to the
mother-country as to belittle the English peerage by saying that the
lord in question would no doubt make a very good lord, as lords go, but
only so long as he did not go back to Australia, where there was a
warrant out for his arrest on a charge of petty larceny while employed
as a bell-boy in a First-Class Family Hotel in Melbourne.
The tale of this man’s venture on London may entertain the curious and
inspire the ambitious, for it tells how one evening fifteen years ago
Justinian Pant stood in Piccadilly Circus, wondering what he would do
next. Starvation was indicated, for in his pocket there was only one
penny. And he was about to send up a prayer to God for guidance when he
was distracted by falling into conversation with an old native of the
Circus, from whom he was amazed to learn that the old man had expected
his coming and had been awaiting him for some time with impatience.
Mr. Pant was not yet a master of men and could therefore afford to show
surprise, which he did after the Colonial manner by swearing through his
nose and whistling between his teeth. Whereupon the ancient man
confessed to being a soothsayer and told how it had been revealed to him
in a dream that a young man with a face similar in every detail to the
face of Mr. Pant, which was of a somewhat unusual shape, would one
night come into Piccadilly Circus from Australia and give him, the
soothsayer, the sum of one pound in cash, and how from that moment the
Australian would rise with remarkable velocity to be the greatest Force
in England.
Justinian Pant was not unwilling to be a Force, and asked eagerly for
more precise information as to the steps to be taken: adding that he had
only one penny on him, but would be pleased to owe the old gentleman the
small sum of nineteen shillings and eleven pence.
“Buy an evening paper and look at the advertisements,” said the ancient
man, for he earned his living by the sale of evening papers. And whilst
the Australian reluctantly exchanged his last penny for an evening
paper, the old soothsayer spat into the gutter and said harshly:
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