May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“Justinian Pant, you will be a Force. You will be a Napoleon. You will
be a lord. You will make wars, unmake Parliaments, shuffle Cabinets and
reshuffle Cabinets. You will be the first person in the world to
discover how to make the maximum amount of money out of the execution of
a murderer. You will give away your dearest friends on all occasions of
possible profit, while standing by them through thick and thin when
nothing is to be gained by standing anywhere else. You will be as a
thorn in the sides of upright men, and as a bastinado upon the behinds
of those who are down. You will be successful in all things; and honours
shall shower upon you like gold on a commercial traveller selling beer
by the yard. You will marry a lady of quality, and be an honourary
member of the most exclusive night-clubs. You will love your wife,
after your fashion. You will be jealous of her, after your fashion. And
you will forget to pay me the sum of nineteen shillings and eleven pence
which you owe me. For that reason, as also because all things must have
an end, whether it is the might of Empires or the beneficial effects of
alcohol--even, Justinian Pant, as the first news of your high destiny
comes to you in Piccadilly Circus, so the first knell of your awful doom
will be cried by a bird of wise omen that will perch on the left wing of
the Eros on the fountain over yonder. So it is written. I have spoken.”
And the ancient man disappeared among the crowds by the Underground
Station, leaving Justinian Pant to gape at a copy of the evening paper
of the night before last.
Nor did the contents of the days that followed put an end to his
astonishment; for as it was written, so it happened, even to the lady of
quality for a wife, whom Lord Vest loved violently. Young Mr. Dunn
appears, however, to have been an afterthought in the nobleman’s
destiny. How much rather young Mr. Dunn had remained forever unthought
of! But it is written that every cloud is full of rain and it is no use
crying into spilled milk when you have a handkerchief.
III
The silence was unnerving the young private secretary; and he was
trying, with the utmost care, to peel a nut before he realised that one
does not and cannot peel a nut. The second butler was vulgar enough to
wink at him again. The second butler was a low fellow who had been at
Eton with Mr. Dunn and despised Mr. Dunn for not having gone up in the
world.
At last Lady Vest made to rise from the table, and spoke for the first
time since she had sat down.
“I will leave you,” said she, “to your coffee.”
“You will stay,” said my lord, “exactly where you are.” And he smiled in
an unpleasant way all his own which showed his false teeth, and at sight
of which the menials at once left the room. Another long and heavy
silence fell, so that Mr. Dunn cursed the day he was born. Outside,
night had fallen.
“I am to gather,” said Lord Vest, with a smile, to his wife, “that this
Dunn person is your lover?”
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