May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The gentleman from America, alone in the haunted room, lost none of his
composure. Indeed, if anything disturbed him at all, it was that,
irritated by Quillier’s manner at a dinner-party a few nights before,
and knowing Quillier to be a bankrupt wastrel, he had allowed himself to
be dared into this silly adventure and had thus deprived himself for one
night of the amenities of his suite at Claridge’s Hotel. Five hundred
pounds more or less did not matter very much to Mr. Puce: although, to
be sure, it was some consolation to know that five hundred pounds more
or less must matter quite a deal to _Sir_ Cyril Quillier, for all his
swank. Mr. Puce, like a good American, following the gospel according to
Mr. Sinclair Lewis, always stressed the titles of any of his
acquaintance.
Now, he contented himself with a very cursory examination of the dim,
large room: he rapped, in an amateurish way, on the oak panels here and
there for any sign of any “secret passage junk,” but succeeded only in
soiling his knuckles: and it was only when, fully clothed, he had thrown
himself on the great bed that it occurred to him that five hundred
pounds sterling was quite a pretty sum to have staked about a damfool
haunted room.
The conclusion that naturally leapt to one’s mind, thought Mr. Puce, was
that the room must have something the matter with it: else would a hawk
like Quillier have bet money on its qualities of terror? Mr. Puce had,
indeed, suggested, when first the bet was put forward, that five hundred
pounds was perhaps an unnecessary sum to stake on so idiotic a fancy;
but Quillier had said in a very tired way that he never bet less than
five hundred on anything, but that if Mr. Puce preferred to bet with
poppycock and chickenfood, he, Quillier, would be pleased to introduce
him to some very jolly children of his acquaintance.
Such thoughts persuaded Mr. Puce to rise and examine more carefully the
walls and appointments of the room. But as the furniture was limited to
the barest necessities, and as the oak-panelled walls appeared in the
faint light to be much the same as any other walls, the gentleman from
America swore vaguely and again reclined on the bed. It was a very
comfortable bed.
He had made up his mind, however, that he would not sleep. He would
watch out, thought Mr. Puce, for any sign of this old ghost, and he
would listen with the ears of a coyote, thought Mr. Puce, for any hint
of those rapping noises, rude winds, musty odours, clanking of chains
and the like, with which, so Mr. Puce had always understood, the family
ghosts of Britishers invariably heralded their foul appearance.
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